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Let?s hear your funny phrases.

merlinn
O.K. Guys, one each per post! Short comparative phrases.
I get two because I started this topic!

?Slicker than snot on a doorknob ?

?Colder than a well-digger?s ass?
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  • Horse Plains Drifter
    That truck went by me "like a freight train passin' a tramp".
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  • gearheaddad
    "Ya Can't drink all day if ya don't start in the morning!"
    "So Cold I Saw witch going in for a Breast Exam."
    "Slicker than greased owl bababooey"
    "That guy talks like he has a paper Ass."
    "If it dont fit, force it. If it breaks, it needed replacement anyway."
    "I'd like to bite her in the ass and pray for lockjaw."
    "Need sympathy? Look in the dictionary. Its between s*** and syphilis."
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  • Colonel Plink
    Handier than a handle on a kid
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  • remingtonoaks
    Colder than a witches tit on a Sabbath Sunday
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  • remingtonoaks
    About as worthless as tits on a boar
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  • 50-70RB
    Under the alcofuence of incohol.
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  • remingtonoaks
    Prettier than a picture
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  • remingtonoaks
    Best thing since the invention of the wheel
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  • remingtonoaks
    Don't let your mouth write checks your azz can't cash
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  • RobOz
    Looks like a monkey ******* a football
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  • jimdeere
    Cuter than a speckled pup.
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  • remingtonoaks
    All hat no cattle
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  • remingtonoaks
    He's so crooked if he swallowed a nail, he'd s**t out a corkscrew
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  • remingtonoaks
    He could sell ice cubes to an Eskimo
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  • Chief Shaway
    Shinin' like a diamond in a goats ass.
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  • merlinn
    Smells worse than the south end of a northbound skunk.
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  • ltcdoty
    Its raining harder then a two c**ted cow pizzing on a flat rock...
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  • remingtonoaks
    If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bulls**t
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  • remingtonoaks
    quote:Originally posted by us55840

    "It's cold enough to freeze the balls off a brass monkey"

    Not nasty, a sailors term of years ago.


    Since when are sailor terms not nasty?[:D]
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  • remingtonoaks
    She's so loose you'd have to strap a two-by-four across your azz so you don't fall in, and put on tire chains to get traction[:0]
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  • Gunman760
    It's your lie.......tell it anyway you want to.
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  • merlinn
    More nervous than a long-tailed cat in a room full of rocking chairs.
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  • Brookwood
    "The guys got short arms and deep pockets!"
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  • William81
    -Arrogant without portfolio....

    -Don't go pole vaulting over mole hills

    -Don't start playing the game until you know all the players..
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  • Brookwood
    "Made a silk purse out of a sow's ear"
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  • Brookwood
    "Whiskey for my friends, beer for my horses"
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  • Don McManus
    He strikes me as a person who has never gotten an infection in only one ear.
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  • Brookwood
    "He who first smelt it, dealt it!"
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  • droptop
    Candy is dandy but Licker is quicker.
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  • Brookwood
    "Just like a one legged man in a butt kicking contest"
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