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MEGA JACKPOT

Brookwood
I was reading that the Power Ball Jackpot was up a bit past half a BILLION dollars.[:0]

Just what would YOU do if you won that kind of money?
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  • montanajoe
    • Community moderator
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RBHZFYpQ6nc
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  • Ditch-Runner
    a old joke but most of us are old
    I would buy a new ass mine has a crack in it [:0][:0][:0]
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  • gjshaw
    Won by a California person.[:(]
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  • armilite
    I'd have bought a custom .22 from Joe.
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  • droptop
    Not sure what I'd get but when I do get it, hope it's curable.
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  • US Military Guy
    quote:Originally posted by gruntled
    quote:Originally posted by US Military Guy
    My chances of winning are the same as my chances of flying to the moon in my leisure suit.

    I don't play.

    I won't win.

    There was a guy who kept going to church praying to win. Then one time as he was leaving a voice boomed down from above saying, "You're going to have to meet me halfway on this & at least buy a ticket."


    There once was a young boy that really wanted a bicycle.

    So he prayed for one

    - and prayed

    - and prayed

    - and prayed, but his prayers were not answered.


    So he stole one instead

    - and prayed for forgiveness.

    [:D]
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