Kind of Stuff that Happens to Locust Fork -
Picked up a KFC Family Feed for Four on the way home from work. When I got home, it fell off the seat when I stopped. The top popped off the gravy container. Lost it all. (That is the best part of the meal, Taters and gravy.) I had plenty of gravy. All over everything BUT the mashed potatoes.
I was Seriously bummed. I was really looking forward to my Comfort food. Aaaarrrrggggghhhhhh...........................................
Carry on.
I was Seriously bummed. I was really looking forward to my Comfort food. Aaaarrrrggggghhhhhh...........................................
Carry on.
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If you think that Gravy is goo I got some toilet water you can drink. That stuff is Horrible. 0 -
quote:Originally posted by grumpygy
If you think that Gravy is goo I got some toilet water you can drink. That stuff is Horrible.
No. I do not think "that Gravy is goo." (But) Please, help yourself to all the "toilet water," you care for. If you think "That stuff is Horrible," why do you drink it?0 -
quote:Originally posted by 84Bravo1
quote:Originally posted by grumpygy
If you think that Gravy is goo I got some toilet water you can drink. That stuff is Horrible.
No. I do not think "that Gravy is goo." (But) Please, help yourself to all the "toilet water," you care for. If you think "That stuff is Horrible," why do you drink it?
I don't and do not do the gravy either.[:D]0 -
Joshing you Brother.
The gravy makes the mashed potatoes. I personally like it.
Everything together, Chicken, gravy/mashed potatoes, slaw, bisquits and butter, just works. Without the gravy, I was bummed. (Locust Fork bummed.) Kinda like without the "Original box," being included bummed.
Akin to the chokes that were not shown with the Shotgun, not showing up bummed.
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original receipt sounds good [:p]
enjoy0 -
quote:Originally posted by danielgage
original receipt sounds good [:p]
enjoy
OMG. It's Original Recipe...............................R e c i p e.
You can get an "Original Receipt," if you wish.
I should have known better than to bring my problems to you Heathens. Probably think corn fed Possum tastes like KFC. [xx(]
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Call in the Canine Carpet cleaner.[:)] 0 -
quote:Originally posted by TRAP55
Call in the Canine Carpet cleaner.[:)]
Poor Buddy, could not figure out why I was so pi$$ed when I came through the front door.
Luckily, everything was in the plastic KFC bag. Only cleanup needed, was to my morale.0 -
Get you some milk and flour..throw some chicken skin in there and make some gravy. Just had some red eye gravy for supper. 0 -
I believe that one of the options to end your life with the assistance of the nurses at hospice care is the KFC family four pack...
But you might need a medicinal fried chicken card or must pick it up a a state authorized dispensary...
And your not fooling any of us - you bought some additional food to eat during the drive home to tide you over till the main course
Mike0 -
quote:Originally posted by select-fire
Get you some milk and flour..throw some chicken skin in there and make some gravy. Just had some red eye gravy for supper.
Thought I might possibly have some instant gravy mix (1/2 a pack) in the cupboard. Alas, no such luck. No milk on hand. I'm S K R E W E D.
Locust Fork - OMG we're Out of Gas, screwed. [:D]0 -
quote:Originally posted by mrmike08075
I believe that one of the options to end your life with the assistance of the nurses at hospice care is the KFC family four pack...
But you might need a medicinal fried chicken card or must pick it up a a state authorized dispensary...
And your not fooling any of us - you bought some additional food to eat during the drive home to tide you over till the main course
Mike
That's the Martha's Vineyard, in you talking. (Northerner.) Sheesh...........................go back to your Chowda. Leave us Southern Folk, that know good eatin' alone. [^]0 -
quote:Originally posted by 84Bravo1
quote:Originally posted by select-fire
Get you some milk and flour..throw some chicken skin in there and make some gravy. Just had some red eye gravy for supper.
Thought I might possibly have some instant gravy mix (1/2 a pack) in the cupboard. Alas, no such luck. No milk on hand. I'm S K R E W E D.
Locust Fork - OMG we're Out of Gas, screwed. [:D]
Just eat the Chicken and Biscuit Potatoes are not much better, I tried butter on them once and that did not help.
PS
I'm Not much of a KFC fan.0 -
quote:Originally posted by grumpygy
quote:Originally posted by 84Bravo1
quote:Originally posted by select-fire
Get you some milk and flour..throw some chicken skin in there and make some gravy. Just had some red eye gravy for supper.
Thought I might possibly have some instant gravy mix (1/2 a pack) in the cupboard. Alas, no such luck. No milk on hand. I'm S K R E W E D.
Locust Fork - OMG we're Out of Gas, screwed. [:D]
Just eat the Chicken and Biscuit Potatoes are not much better, I tried butter on them once and that did not help.
PS
I'm Not much of a KFC fan.
Gee, I REALLY would not have guessed that.0 -
Krustez pancakes with heirloom small batch craft made maple syrup
Blue berries and chocolate chips and a dusting of cane sugar
Butchers select extra thick center cut javelina bacon (crispy)
Thick cut oversized home fries made from hand selected baking potatoes - a 5 cheese boutique blend of melted Lacey cheese
From scratch home made chocolate chip cookies
A peparidge farms 3 layer chocolate cake with chocolate fudge icing
Swiss and Irish butter
And afterwards we might drive to Canada to get some Tim Hortons - way better than dunkin donuts
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quote:Originally posted by mrmike08075
Krustez pancakes with heirloom small batch craft made maple syrup
Blue berries and chocolate chips and a dusting of cane sugar
Butchers select extra thick center cut javelina bacon (crispy)
Thick cut oversized home fries made from hand selected baking potatoes - a 5 cheese boutique blend of melted Lacey cheese
From scratch home made chocolate chip cookies
A peparidge farms 3 layer chocolate cake with chocolate fudge icing
Swiss and Irish butter
And afterwards we might drive to Canada to get some Tim Hortons - way better than dunkin donuts
Mike
Yeah, cuz Canada from Marthas Vineyard, is just a hop, skip and a jump away. (Once you get off the Ferry.)
Of course, you could take "The Cat," (fastest Ferry in regular service) up to NS. [:D] Goes from Maine, not sure about the Vineyard.0 -
quote:Originally posted by 84Bravo1
quote:Originally posted by danielgage
original receipt sounds good [:p]
enjoy
OMG. It's Original Recipe...............................R e c i p e.
You can get an "Original Receipt," if you wish.
I should have known better than to bring my problems to you Heathens. Probably think corn fed Possum tastes like KFC. [xx(]
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guess I was thinking about how much it would cost [:D]0 -
First world problems. 0 -
That gravy is good stuff. Dunking the drum stick in there and eat it like the fat boy in the bar from the movie "My Cousin Vinny". Just got to be careful of the "tooth pick bone" in them drumsticks. 0 -
So you like oil with a little bit of flavor huh?
And their potatoes are god-awful...0 -
quote:Originally posted by Mr. Perfect
First world problems.
Yes Sir.0 -
Toronto was nice - Niagara was a disappointment...
The border towns in Vermont are interesting and the people don't like blow ins...
I would love to take Makaila to Prince Edward Island - I spent 2 weeks there on a business trip and the people were fantastic as was the food and beer
Mike0 -
Just me Church's or Popeye's Chicken are much better even better is a few local places that do Broasted Chicken.
And my all time favorite is El Pollo Loco.
KFC in this area is the worst.0 -
don't think I've ever tasted their gravy. I don't go to KFC for,gravy.
Bring on the yard bird.[:p][:p][:p][:p]0 -
For the complete Locust Fork experience, you must go examine firearms while eating fried chicken.
Someone ELSE'S firearms.....
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The gravy was IN the bag? You could have salvaged at least half of it! [:p] 0 -
I thought for sure this thread was going to be about losing the KFC box...[:o)] 0 -
My very first job (that wasn't a family gun store) was working at KFC when I was 16 years old. I had just gotten my license and one of my friends worked at this same place.....so OFF I WENT to conquer the world of fast food.
My manager's name was Baha U Quarishi....he was from Pakistan. Nobody could understand him at all. (Not even me.) What I did to remedy this was I went around telling everyone what to do and I said that Baha told them to do it. He jabbered on and everyone thought I was this magic translator.....when all I was REALLY doing was telling everyone to do crap that needed to be done. Its really pretty hilarious.
I wrecked my car and had to let go of my chicken empire dreams.
(I know EXACTLY what your car smells like right now!) [:D][:D][:D]0 -
quote:Originally posted by remingtonoaks
I thought for sure this thread was going to be about losing the KFC box...[:o)]
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A young southern blushing beauty who wears the sexy scent of fried chicken like a redneck perfume...
Felons and paroles and ex cons and the African Americans with a fat sack of weed must have followed you around like lost puppies.
Mike0
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