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Picked up a KFC Family Feed for Four on the way home from work. When I got home, it fell off the seat when I stopped. The top popped off the gravy container. Lost it all. (That is the best part of the meal, Taters and gravy.) I had plenty of gravy. All over everything BUT the mashed potatoes.
I was Seriously bummed. I was really looking forward to my Comfort food. Aaaarrrrggggghhhhhh...........................................
Carry on.
I was Seriously bummed. I was really looking forward to my Comfort food. Aaaarrrrggggghhhhhh...........................................
Carry on.
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quote:Originally posted by fugawe
The gravy was IN the bag? You could have salvaged at least half of it! [:p]
I had the same thought. Unfortunately all the sides were in a paper bag inside the plastic bag. I had a big wad of brown soaked paper. It was not going to give up the gravy. I did try to pour some out of the plastic bag. I only got a couple tablespoons which I placed on top of the taters. I had a couple forkfulls of goodness as a tease, then.....
Nothing.
Wait, KFC should have come with an original box? I got doubly screwed. [:0][B)][^][:D]0 -
True KFC story......
When Col. Sanders was in charge, he went to the Vatican to ask
the Pope to change the words "give us our daily bread" in a prayer,
to "give us our daily chicken".
He thought it would increase sales.
The Col. offered 1 million bucks if the Pope would do it.
Of course the Pope refused.
Sanders then up the bribe to 5 million.
The Pope said he would have to talk with his Bishops and Cardinals
about it.
The Pope convened a meeting and said...."I got good news and bad news. First the good news: we have a chance to get 5 million dollars.
But the bad news is we might be losing the Wonderbread account.
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quote:Originally posted by mrmike08075
A young southern blushing beauty who wears the sexy scent of fried chicken like a redneck perfume...
Felons and paroles and ex cons and the African Americans with a fat sack of weed must have followed you around like lost puppies.
Mike
"Young Southern Blushing Beauties wearing the Sexy scent of fried chicken like a redneck perfume," are very much welcome.
"Felons and paroles and ex cons and African Americans with a fat sack of weed," know better than to come in to my Neck of the Woods.
People have been known to disappear around here. No lie, or exaggeration. - Pure Fact. -0 -
quote:Originally posted by 84Bravo1
quote:Originally posted by mrmike08075
A young southern blushing beauty who wears the sexy scent of fried chicken like a redneck perfume...
Felons and paroles and ex cons and the African Americans with a fat sack of weed must have followed you around like lost puppies.
Mike
"Young Southern Blushing Beauties wearing the Sexy scent of fried chicken like a redneck perfume," are very much welcome.
"Felons and paroles and ex cons and African Americans with a fat sack of weed," know better than to come in to my Neck of the Woods.
People have been known to disappear around here. No lie, or exaggeration. - Pure Fact. -
That's because people in your neck of the woods aren't smart enough to know their way home![:0][B)][:o)]
It's a good thing that you have your dog, at least he's smart enough to show you the way home...[:D][:D]0 -
quote:Originally posted by remingtonoaks
quote:Originally posted by 84Bravo1
quote:Originally posted by mrmike08075
A young southern blushing beauty who wears the sexy scent of fried chicken like a redneck perfume...
Felons and paroles and ex cons and the African Americans with a fat sack of weed must have followed you around like lost puppies.
Mike
"Young Southern Blushing Beauties wearing the Sexy scent of fried chicken like a redneck perfume," are very much welcome.
"Felons and paroles and ex cons and African Americans with a fat sack of weed," know better than to come in to my Neck of the Woods.
People have been known to disappear around here. No lie, or exaggeration. - Pure Fact. -
That's because people in your neck of the woods aren't smart enough to know their way home![:0][B)][:o)]
It's a good thing that you have your dog, at least he's smart enough to show you the way home...[:D][:D]
I believe my Dog, may just be smarter than you. [:0][B)][:D][}:)]
He's looking at me, nodding his head, just now. [;)]0 -
quote:Originally posted by 84Bravo1
quote:Originally posted by remingtonoaks
quote:Originally posted by 84Bravo1
quote:Originally posted by mrmike08075
A young southern blushing beauty who wears the sexy scent of fried chicken like a redneck perfume...
Felons and paroles and ex cons and the African Americans with a fat sack of weed must have followed you around like lost puppies.
Mike
"Young Southern Blushing Beauties wearing the Sexy scent of fried chicken like a redneck perfume," are very much welcome.
"Felons and paroles and ex cons and African Americans with a fat sack of weed," know better than to come in to my Neck of the Woods.
People have been known to disappear around here. No lie, or exaggeration. - Pure Fact. -
That's because people in your neck of the woods aren't smart enough to know their way home![:0][B)][:o)]
It's a good thing that you have your dog, at least he's smart enough to show you the way home...[:D][:D]
I believe my Dog, may just be smarter than you. [:0][B)][:D][}:)]
He's looking at me, nodding his head, just now. [;)]
I'm sorry, I guess I was wrong. He's not smart enough to help you find your way home...[:0][B)][}:)][;)][:D]0 -
quote:Originally posted by remingtonoaks
quote:Originally posted by 84Bravo1
quote:Originally posted by remingtonoaks
quote:Originally posted by 84Bravo1
quote:Originally posted by mrmike08075
A young southern blushing beauty who wears the sexy scent of fried chicken like a redneck perfume...
Felons and paroles and ex cons and the African Americans with a fat sack of weed must have followed you around like lost puppies.
Mike
"Young Southern Blushing Beauties wearing the Sexy scent of fried chicken like a redneck perfume," are very much welcome.
"Felons and paroles and ex cons and African Americans with a fat sack of weed," know better than to come in to my Neck of the Woods.
People have been known to disappear around here. No lie, or exaggeration. - Pure Fact. -
That's because people in your neck of the woods aren't smart enough to know their way home![:0][B)][:o)]
It's a good thing that you have your dog, at least he's smart enough to show you the way home...[:D][:D]
I believe my Dog, may just be smarter than you. [:0][B)][:D][}:)]
He's looking at me, nodding his head, just now. [;)]
I'm sorry, I guess I was wrong. He's not smart enough to help you find your way home...[:0][B)][}:)][;)][:D]
No. He's Smart enough not to help YOU, find your way home. [:p]0 -
quote:Originally posted by 84Bravo1
quote:Originally posted by remingtonoaks
quote:Originally posted by 84Bravo1
quote:Originally posted by remingtonoaks
quote:Originally posted by 84Bravo1
quote:Originally posted by mrmike08075
A young southern blushing beauty who wears the sexy scent of fried chicken like a redneck perfume...
Felons and paroles and ex cons and the African Americans with a fat sack of weed must have followed you around like lost puppies.
Mike
"Young Southern Blushing Beauties wearing the Sexy scent of fried chicken like a redneck perfume," are very much welcome.
"Felons and paroles and ex cons and African Americans with a fat sack of weed," know better than to come in to my Neck of the Woods.
People have been known to disappear around here. No lie, or exaggeration. - Pure Fact. -
That's because people in your neck of the woods aren't smart enough to know their way home![:0][B)][:o)]
It's a good thing that you have your dog, at least he's smart enough to show you the way home...[:D][:D]
I believe my Dog, may just be smarter than you. [:0][B)][:D][}:)]
He's looking at me, nodding his head, just now. [;)]
I'm sorry, I guess I was wrong. He's not smart enough to help you find your way home...[:0][B)][}:)][;)][:D]
No. He's Smart enough not to help YOU, find your way home. [:p]
That's because he's knows I'm smart enough find my own way home...[^][^]
Now if only he could teach you to be smart enough not to spill your gravy... I know he's smart enough that he would never spill it.[:0][B)][:D][;)]0 -
quote:Originally posted by remingtonoaks
quote:Originally posted by 84Bravo1
quote:Originally posted by remingtonoaks
quote:Originally posted by 84Bravo1
quote:Originally posted by remingtonoaks
quote:Originally posted by 84Bravo1
quote:Originally posted by mrmike08075
A young southern blushing beauty who wears the sexy scent of fried chicken like a redneck perfume...
Felons and paroles and ex cons and the African Americans with a fat sack of weed must have followed you around like lost puppies.
Mike
"Young Southern Blushing Beauties wearing the Sexy scent of fried chicken like a redneck perfume," are very much welcome.
"Felons and paroles and ex cons and African Americans with a fat sack of weed," know better than to come in to my Neck of the Woods.
People have been known to disappear around here. No lie, or exaggeration. - Pure Fact. -
That's because people in your neck of the woods aren't smart enough to know their way home![:0][B)][:o)]
It's a good thing that you have your dog, at least he's smart enough to show you the way home...[:D][:D]
I believe my Dog, may just be smarter than you. [:0][B)][:D][}:)]
He's looking at me, nodding his head, just now. [;)]
I'm sorry, I guess I was wrong. He's not smart enough to help you find your way home...[:0][B)][}:)][;)][:D]
No. He's Smart enough not to help YOU, find your way home. [:p]
That's because he's knows I'm smart enough find my own way home...[^][^]
Now if only he could teach you to be smart enough not to spill your gravy... I know he's smart enough that he would never spill it.[:0][B)][:D][;)]
I just may be forced to find an "Original Box," for you. [;)]0 -
quote:Originally posted by 84Bravo1
quote:Originally posted by remingtonoaks
quote:Originally posted by 84Bravo1
quote:Originally posted by remingtonoaks
quote:Originally posted by 84Bravo1
quote:Originally posted by remingtonoaks
quote:Originally posted by 84Bravo1
quote:Originally posted by mrmike08075
A young southern blushing beauty who wears the sexy scent of fried chicken like a redneck perfume...
Felons and paroles and ex cons and the African Americans with a fat sack of weed must have followed you around like lost puppies.
Mike
"Young Southern Blushing Beauties wearing the Sexy scent of fried chicken like a redneck perfume," are very much welcome.
"Felons and paroles and ex cons and African Americans with a fat sack of weed," know better than to come in to my Neck of the Woods.
People have been known to disappear around here. No lie, or exaggeration. - Pure Fact. -
That's because people in your neck of the woods aren't smart enough to know their way home![:0][B)][:o)]
It's a good thing that you have your dog, at least he's smart enough to show you the way home...[:D][:D]
I believe my Dog, may just be smarter than you. [:0][B)][:D][}:)]
He's looking at me, nodding his head, just now. [;)]
I'm sorry, I guess I was wrong. He's not smart enough to help you find your way home...[:0][B)][}:)][;)][:D]
No. He's Smart enough not to help YOU, find your way home. [:p]
That's because he's knows I'm smart enough find my own way home...[^][^]
Now if only he could teach you to be smart enough not to spill your gravy... I know he's smart enough that he would never spill it.[:0][B)][:D][;)]
I just may be forced to find an "Original Box," for you. [;)]
You're not even smart enough to find a place to put the gravy to where it won't spill, how the heck do you think you'll be able to find the "original box"[;)]]0 -
Gravy in a bag. What could possibly go wrong?
"Wait, KFC should have come with an original box? I got doubly screwed. "0 -
quote:Originally posted by remingtonoaks
quote:Originally posted by 84Bravo1
quote:Originally posted by remingtonoaks
quote:Originally posted by 84Bravo1
quote:Originally posted by remingtonoaks
quote:Originally posted by 84Bravo1
quote:Originally posted by remingtonoaks
quote:Originally posted by 84Bravo1
quote:Originally posted by mrmike08075
A young southern blushing beauty who wears the sexy scent of fried chicken like a redneck perfume...
Felons and paroles and ex cons and the African Americans with a fat sack of weed must have followed you around like lost puppies.
Mike
"Young Southern Blushing Beauties wearing the Sexy scent of fried chicken like a redneck perfume," are very much welcome.
"Felons and paroles and ex cons and African Americans with a fat sack of weed," know better than to come in to my Neck of the Woods.
People have been known to disappear around here. No lie, or exaggeration. - Pure Fact. -
That's because people in your neck of the woods aren't smart enough to know their way home![:0][B)][:o)]
It's a good thing that you have your dog, at least he's smart enough to show you the way home...[:D][:D]
I believe my Dog, may just be smarter than you. [:0][B)][:D][}:)]
He's looking at me, nodding his head, just now. [;)]
I'm sorry, I guess I was wrong. He's not smart enough to help you find your way home...[:0][B)][}:)][;)][:D]
No. He's Smart enough not to help YOU, find your way home. [:p]
That's because he's knows I'm smart enough find my own way home...[^][^]
Now if only he could teach you to be smart enough not to spill your gravy... I know he's smart enough that he would never spill it.[:0][B)][:D][;)]
I just may be forced to find an "Original Box," for you. [;)]
You're not even smart enough to find a place to put the gravy to where it won't spill, how the heck do you think you'll be able to find the "original box"[;)]]
Relax. I just let Buddy out. He kept saying "RemOaks is in trouble, I don't think he can find his vehicle, much less his House. I'm off to help him."
Be patient. He will be there eventually. I gave him your scent. (I let him smell some smelly socks.) [:0][B)][:D][}:)]0 -
quote:Originally posted by 84Bravo1
quote:Originally posted by remingtonoaks
quote:Originally posted by 84Bravo1
quote:Originally posted by remingtonoaks
quote:Originally posted by 84Bravo1
quote:Originally posted by remingtonoaks
quote:Originally posted by 84Bravo1
quote:Originally posted by remingtonoaks
quote:Originally posted by 84Bravo1
quote:Originally posted by mrmike08075
A young southern blushing beauty who wears the sexy scent of fried chicken like a redneck perfume...
Felons and paroles and ex cons and the African Americans with a fat sack of weed must have followed you around like lost puppies.
Mike
"Young Southern Blushing Beauties wearing the Sexy scent of fried chicken like a redneck perfume," are very much welcome.
"Felons and paroles and ex cons and African Americans with a fat sack of weed," know better than to come in to my Neck of the Woods.
People have been known to disappear around here. No lie, or exaggeration. - Pure Fact. -
That's because people in your neck of the woods aren't smart enough to know their way home![:0][B)][:o)]
It's a good thing that you have your dog, at least he's smart enough to show you the way home...[:D][:D]
I believe my Dog, may just be smarter than you. [:0][B)][:D][}:)]
He's looking at me, nodding his head, just now. [;)]
I'm sorry, I guess I was wrong. He's not smart enough to help you find your way home...[:0][B)][}:)][;)][:D]
No. He's Smart enough not to help YOU, find your way home. [:p]
That's because he's knows I'm smart enough find my own way home...[^][^]
Now if only he could teach you to be smart enough not to spill your gravy... I know he's smart enough that he would never spill it.[:0][B)][:D][;)]
I just may be forced to find an "Original Box," for you. [;)]
You're not even smart enough to find a place to put the gravy to where it won't spill, how the heck do you think you'll be able to find the "original box"[;)]]
Relax. I just let Buddy out. He kept saying "RemOaks is in trouble, I don't think he can find his vehicle, much less his House. I'm off to help him."
Be patient. He will be there eventually. I gave him your scent. (I let him smell some smelly socks.) [:0][B)][:D][}:)]
The next knock on your door will be him thinking that he found me by the scent that you gave him....[;)]
By the way, you can cure your smelly deep syndrome bye spraying a little colloidal silver on your socks after you wash them. Colloidal silver will kill any bacteria that causes your stinky feet0 -
Maybe I should be letting him smell something closer to the bathroom for you. Your right. [:D] 0 -
Well Ken, have a nice day. I'm off to do something productive... 0 -
quote:Originally posted by 84Bravo1
Maybe I should be letting him smell something closer to the bathroom for you. Your right. [:D]
I don't smell like lilacs or Summer breeze[:D]0 -
quote:Originally posted by remingtonoaks
quote:Originally posted by 84Bravo1
Maybe I should be letting him smell something closer to the bathroom for you. Your right. [:D]
I don't smell like lilacs or Summer breeze[:D]
Buddy agrees. He is pretty sure, you do not smell like " Lilacs or Summer Breeze." [:o)]0 -
quote:Originally posted by 84Bravo1
quote:Originally posted by remingtonoaks
quote:Originally posted by 84Bravo1
Maybe I should be letting him smell something closer to the bathroom for you. Your right. [:D]
I don't smell like lilacs or Summer breeze[:D]
Buddy agrees. He is pretty sure, you do not smell like " Lilacs or Summer Breeze." [:o)]
See, he is smarter than you[:D]...0
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