Quitters -
Okay, I know most of you probably know what this refers to in Sock Lingo. (Quitters are socks who have lost their elastic holding power, and end up around your ankles.)
I've been pulling from the bottom of the drawers in order to dress myself. (Long story.)
Well, I put on some "Quitters," about 4:30 this AM. (I knew it was going to be a problem.) I then changed Boxer Briefs, and guess What? Came up with another pair of "Quitters." [:0][B)] I'm thinking, This is going to be a LONG day. I'm thinking, Hey - my pants should keep these up and in place. Right?
Most of the day my socks were around my ankles. Steel toe, military surplus high top boots. Aaaaarrrrggghhhh.........................
Every time e I went to take a whizz at work, I was pulling my other "Quitters" up.
Was getting out of the car, and walking the long path to the front door of my house after work. Something felt "not quite right." [^]
Yep, made it into the house, started changing out of my work clothes. My Underwear "Quitters," were down below my A$$. So much for my pants keeping everything where it needed to be. [:0][B)][V]
Okay, flame me. I thought I would give you Boys a laugh. I'm ready for the abuse. Bring it. [:D][}:)]
I've been pulling from the bottom of the drawers in order to dress myself. (Long story.)
Well, I put on some "Quitters," about 4:30 this AM. (I knew it was going to be a problem.) I then changed Boxer Briefs, and guess What? Came up with another pair of "Quitters." [:0][B)] I'm thinking, This is going to be a LONG day. I'm thinking, Hey - my pants should keep these up and in place. Right?
Most of the day my socks were around my ankles. Steel toe, military surplus high top boots. Aaaaarrrrggghhhh.........................
Every time e I went to take a whizz at work, I was pulling my other "Quitters" up.
Was getting out of the car, and walking the long path to the front door of my house after work. Something felt "not quite right." [^]
Yep, made it into the house, started changing out of my work clothes. My Underwear "Quitters," were down below my A$$. So much for my pants keeping everything where it needed to be. [:0][B)][V]
Okay, flame me. I thought I would give you Boys a laugh. I'm ready for the abuse. Bring it. [:D][}:)]
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quote:Originally posted by yoshmyster
I'm lost. Is this one of those things that you have to be white to understand? White people, am I right [:D]?
Just because yellow peril would fail a short arm inspection or have to be thrown back in the water for being to "short" does not justify racial attacks...
And while I am certain that you think all of us white folk look alike we all have proud rich ethnic origins
I am not white I am mostly Irish and German - straight from county cork in the motherland
Think of the quiet man or Brigadoon - the next time I leave some milk out for the house fairies I will ask them to put a Gaelic hex on you
I mean I know that no other ethnic group is more xenophobic than Asians but don't hate
Mike0 -
quote:Originally posted by Ditch-Runner
good answer
when socks and underwear start loosing the stretch or stained real bad in some of your cases [}:)][:D] buy some new ones
quote:Originally posted by Bubba Jr.
Are you guys aware that WalFart sells new socks in a bag? Under britches too. [:D][:D]
Old or new doesn't matter with me where socks are concerned. As for drawers. The only ones that the elastic waist band gave out had an eager woman involved.0 -
quote:Originally posted by asphalt cowboy
quote:Originally posted by Ditch-Runner
good answer
when socks and underwear start loosing the stretch or stained real bad in some of your cases [}:)][:D] buy some new ones
quote:Originally posted by Bubba Jr.
Are you guys aware that WalFart sells new socks in a bag? Under britches too. [:D][:D]
Old or new doesn't matter with me where socks are concerned. As for drawers. The only ones that the elastic waist band gave out had an eager woman involved.
I've had that problem back in my misspent youth, but not so much the last 40+ years.
BTW, we just had our 48th anniversary on the 4th this month. [:D]0 -
quote:Originally posted by mrmike08075
quote:Originally posted by yoshmyster
I'm lost. Is this one of those things that you have to be white to understand? White people, am I right [:D]?
Just because yellow peril would fail a short arm inspection or have to be thrown back in the water for being to "short" does not justify racial attacks...
And while I am certain that you think all of us white folk look alike we all have proud rich ethnic origins
I am not white I am mostly Irish and German - straight from county cork in the motherland
Think of the quiet man or Brigadoon - the next time I leave some milk out for the house fairies I will ask them to put a Gaelic hex on you
I mean I know that no other ethnic group is more xenophobic than Asians but don't hate
Mike
What racial attack? "Lighten Up" Nancy [:D].
"Just because yellow peril would fail a short arm inspection or have to be thrown back in the water for being to "short" does not justify racial attacks..." What does this mean? I don't get it. I'm 6'3" so how can I be too short? Is this about BallPark Frankes again? I have to say I feel very uncomfortable with your fascination of my BallPark Frank. Like it's been mentioned it's okay if you like them.
"And while I am certain that you think all of us white folk look alike we all have proud rich ethnic origins" That's funny right there [:D][:D][:D].
"I am not white I am mostly Irish and German - straight from county cork in the motherland" Most Germans would disagree and other than the "Black" Irish they'd disagree as well.
Gonna send out fairies out on me in California? Hate to say this I'm already surrounded by them [:D].
"I mean I know that no other ethnic group is more xenophobic than Asians but don't hate" Yeah I'll agree the Japanese in Japan are. Makes the White Nationals seem down right accommodating. I reckon Japanese government are smart enough not to allow an invasion so the world can see them as PC. Look at Germany not too smart.
Autocorrect [:D][:D][:D].0 -
quote:Originally posted by mrmike08075
OMG...
Were are all the old breed non coms and zeros???
A Jimmy hat or Trojan or prophylactic was used to blouse trousers
My hints or clues could not have been more obvious...
Both WEB Griffin and SLA Marshall reference the practice in their books...
Mike
Mike no self respecting Infantry man or Paratrooper would blouse his boots like that.0 -
I gots to defend my peeps, yo...
Can't let them put the pale man down.
[:o)][8)][:o)]
Mike0 -
quote:Originally posted by mrmike08075
I gots to defend my peeps, yo...
Can't let them put the pale man down.
[:o)][8)][:o)]
Mike
You have "Peeps?"0 -
Peeps and a crew but no baby momma drama.
Mike0 -
quote:Originally posted by mrmike08075
Peeps and a crew but no baby momma drama.
Mike
Then you ain't a Playah. [:0][B)][:D][}:)]0 -
"Quitters "at my house become dust rags or gun cleaning rags..... 0 -
My buddy used to store his handguns in his old socks. If you have tiny feet that might not work. 0 -
What tha?! 0 -
You need to tighten up recruiting regulations regarding your socks and underwear. A diet might not hurt either. [;)] 0 -
I think from now on when my socks give up the ghost, I will start calling them 84Bravo1's 0 -
quote:Originally posted by 7.62x39Lover
You need to tighten up recruiting regulations regarding your socks and underwear. A diet might not hurt either. [;)]
I'm 6'1" go between 190-200lbs. I do not need to lose any weight, just toss my old worn out stuff away. [:D]0 -
quote:Originally posted by remingtonoaks
I think from now on when my socks give up the ghost, I will start calling them 84Bravo1's
Simply referring to them as Bravo's, would be sufficient to me.
I'm really touched, you would think of me in that light. [:D]0 -
take your old underwear, stuff them in your old socks tie em shut and let the dog play with em. just hope he doesn't get a taste for em and chew on a warm pair while your asleep............ 0 -
No Doubt montanajoe will be along shortly to let us know that we're on pg. 2[:D][:D] 0 -
quote:Originally posted by 84Bravo1
quote:Originally posted by remingtonoaks
I think from now on when my socks give up the ghost, I will start calling them 84Bravo1's
Simply referring to them as Bravo's, would be sufficient to me.
I'm really touched, you would think of me in that light. [:D]
No problem brother, I think it would be actually kind of fun shoving my foot down your opening[:0][B)][:D][:D][:o)]0 -
I'd like to introduce my foot to your access port as well RemOaks. [:0][B)][:D][}:)] 0 -
quote:Originally posted by 84Bravo1
It disappeared, So I'm going from memory here, but I'd like to introduce my foot to your access port as well RemOaks. [:0][B)][:D]
It didn't disappear, look right above your post....[:D][:D][:D]0 -
I dont know what hapoened. One minute it was there, next minute it was gone. I posted, It reappeared. Freaky, almost like Iceracerx was involved. [:D] 0 -
quote:Originally posted by 84Bravo1
I dont know what hapoened. One minute it was there, next minute it was gone. I posted, It reappeared. Freaky, almost like Iceracerx was involved. [:D]
did you lay your glasses down between posts????????????0 -
quote:Originally posted by 84Bravo1
I dont know what hapoened. One minute it was there, next minute it was gone. I posted, It reappeared. Freaky, almost like Iceracerx was involved. [:D]
[:D][:D][:D] no, I just temporarily deleted it so I could change the top post of the second page to what I changed it to. And then I reposted what I said...[:D][:D][:D]0 -
quote:Originally posted by remingtonoaks
quote:Originally posted by 84Bravo1
I dont know what hapoened. One minute it was there, next minute it was gone. I posted, It reappeared. Freaky, almost like Iceracerx was involved. [:D]
[:D][:D][:D] no, I just temporarily deleted it so I could change the top post of the second page to what I changed it to. And then I reposted it...[:D][:D][:D]
Calling Iceracerx, calling Iceracerx. Attention, there is nefarious "Deleting" going on. You best be Copying/Pasting and bringing to a Moderators attention. LOL. [:0][B)][:D][}:)]0 -
quote:Originally posted by 84Bravo1
quote:Originally posted by remingtonoaks
quote:Originally posted by 84Bravo1
I dont know what hapoened. One minute it was there, next minute it was gone. I posted, It reappeared. Freaky, almost like Iceracerx was involved. [:D]
[:D][:D][:D] no, I just temporarily deleted it so I could change the top post of the second page to what I changed it to. And then I reposted it...[:D][:D][:D]
Calling Iceracerx, calling Iceracerx. Attention, there is nefarious "Deleting" going on. You best be Copying/Pasting and bringing to a Moderators attention. LOL. [:0][B)][:D][}:)]
[:D][:D]
well I think I'll go start my laundry, that probably means that I have one or two 84Bavo1's to trash...[:D][:D][:D]]0 -
I didn't want to see this 'prize' disappear into the land of the lost electrons.
quote:Originally posted by 84Bravo1
quote:Originally posted by iceracerx
quote:Originally posted by 84Bravo1
quote:Originally posted by iceracerx
quote:Originally posted by 84Bravo1
quote:Originally posted by iceracerx
Like extending a 24 foot ladder to 30 feet, I'm failing to see how your 'quitters' could slide down inside properly laced military boots.
I was hoping to add something more substantial to my 'learning' today, but I'll take what I get. Thanks for the new vocabulary word.
Check my "Ladder Update," Troll.
Or not. I don't really care either way. You've been up to your old routine lately. It getting kinda Old.
quote:Originally posted by 84Bravo1
Okay, flame me. I thought I would give you Boys a laugh. I'm ready for the abuse. Bring it. [:D][}:)]
You're a real man of your 'word' aren't you?
At least you get to UP your post count[xx(]
Say, whatever happened to your mower? You like to post your crisis de Jour, but can't seem to post any follow up.
I can laugh at myself, and post my trevails and shortcomings. I come here to have a good time. It is really too bad People like you choose to come on here and try and Prove how Superior you are.
That's okay. I've come across People like you my whole life.
My Mower blade is still bent. Good thing I have an older mower to use. Does this update make you feel any better about yourself? Want to know about my Water Heater?
I give. You Win.
I fail to see how my asking about your ladder or mower makes me 'superior'. I posted a different view about your mower and was curious about the outcome.
It must suck to always be a victim.
You were in no way interested in My Mower outcome, or any other thing I have to post. You simply want to Needle me. I get it. I really do not care either way. It simply proves what a Little Man you are.
As far as my "post count goes. I really do not/am not paying attention to it. It appears you are. I come here to have a good time, and share laughs and knowledge with like minded folks.
I'm sorry you do not like me, and feel the need to Needle me. That is on you. I have a very simple solution for you. DO NOT OPEN, READ OR RESPOND TO MY POSTS.
Can you handle that? If not, I do not know what else I can recommend to you other than something that would be physically impossible for you.
Have a nice day,0 -
Someone has a screw loose.
quote:Originally posted by 84Bravo1
quote:Originally posted by remingtonoaks
quote:Originally posted by 84Bravo1
I dont know what hapoened. One minute it was there, next minute it was gone. I posted, It reappeared. Freaky, almost like Iceracerx was involved. [:D]
[:D][:D][:D] no, I just temporarily deleted it so I could change the top post of the second page to what I changed it to. And then I reposted it...[:D][:D][:D]
Calling Iceracerx, calling Iceracerx. Attention, there is nefarious "Deleting" going on. You best be Copying/Pasting and bringing to a Moderators attention. LOL. [:0][B)][:D][}:)]0 -
The rest of the sock falls apart way sooner then the elastic does.[;)] 0 -
quote:Originally posted by armilite
The rest of the sock falls apart way sooner then the elastic does.[;)]
Much like this thread.0
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