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Cubslover
Sleeping Beauty, Tom Thumb, and Quasimodo were all talking one day.

Sleeping Beauty said, "I believe myself to be the most beautiful girl in the world."

Tom Thumb said, "I must be the smallest person in the world."

Quasimodo said, "I absolutely have to be the ugliest person in the
world."

So they all decided to go to the Guinness Book of World Records to have their claims verified.

Sleeping Beauty went in first and came out looking deliriously happy. "It's official, I AM the most beautiful girl in the world."

Tom Thumb went next and emerged triumphant, "I am now officially
the smallest person in the world."

Sometime later, Quasimodo comes out looking utterly confused and says, "Who the hell is Rosie O'Donnell?"
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  • Marc1301
    [:D][:D][:D]
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  • Slow_Hand
    [:D][:D][:D][:D][:D]

    You get FIVE SMILIES for that one simply because it's about Rosie O' AND also probably true!!! Talk about a "face brute" (fah-chay broot-ah) i.e. Italian for "dog face". No insult to our canine friends intended.[;)]
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  • alledan
    [:D][:D][:D][:D]
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  • walldj45
    [:D][:D][:D][:D][:D][:D]
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  • Horse Plains Drifter
    [:D][:D][:D][:D][:D][:D][:D]
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  • spanielsells
    Now that there's funny.
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  • DBMJR1
    [:D][:D][:D][:D][:D]
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  • FrancF
    [:D][:D][:D][:D][:D]
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  • kimi
    [:D][:D][:D]
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  • hdcolt51
    [:D][:D][:D][:D][:D]
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  • Warbirds
    GREAT!
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  • rdc5
    [:D][:D][:D][:D][:D][:)][:)][:p]
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