Toilet paper roll (Issues).........
Every time I reach for it the roll is empty! I HATE when that happens. I call for help but nobody hears me. Then I must go down the hall, squatting over all the while holding my pants above my knees to get some more. The kid then arrives with 3 friends and they yell MOON! I hurry back to the bathroom to finish the paperwork. What a bummer.[:(!]
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If I installed three extra TP holders for spares when I needed some there would be FOUR empty ones.[:(!]
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quote:Originally posted by MVP
Thats why you always see a roll of TP hidden in a decorative crouchetted tp roll jacket on the toilet tank at old peoples houses.
Ditto. Find a place to hide a roll and keep a stash.0 -
quote:Originally posted by dongizmo 
Now thats funny, we should make sure Mike sees it[}:)][}:)]
Yes, and I'm sure Mike will find it equally amusing when I begin storing the extra rolls in the closet at the other end of the hall.[}:)][;)]0 -
That's what the old magazines on the back of the toilet are for, you bunch of spoiled softies! If you haven't ever used a corn cobb, you ain't country.[:D] 0 -
quote:Originally posted by jimdeere
That's what the old magazines on the back of the toilet are for, you bunch of spoiled softies! If you haven't ever used a corn cobb, you ain't country.[:D]
I've used a corn cobb, It ain't fun[xx(][xx(][xx(]0 -
Hmmmm, Old issues of gun mags? Sounds like a winner. Better yet is junk mail. I think I'll teach them all a lesson. I'll not be buying TP at all. HA!
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Sounds like a paper cut waiting to happen!!
I am the one that puts the new roll on in our house. At least one a day. Sometimes the wife will put one on, but it will roll off the back of the roll everytime.
But hey, if that was the only thing I had to worry about, I would be HAPPY!!
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