BOOB JOKE... FUNNY...
A man named Mike went over to his friend's house
> and rang the bell. His friend's wife, Nora,
> answered the door.
>
> "Hi, is Tony home?" he asked her.
>
> "No, he went to the store."
>
> "Well, you mind if I wait?"
>
> "No, come on in."
>
> They sat down and shortly Mike said, "You know,
> Nora, you have the greatest breasts I have ever
> seen. I'd give you a hundred bucks if I could see
> just one."
>
> Nora thought about this for a second, and thought
> about how badly they needed the money right now.
> She opened her robe and exposed one. Mike
> promptly thanked her and put $100 on the table.
>
> They sat there a while longer, and Mike said,
> "They are so beautiful! I'd love to see the both
> of them. I'll give you another 100 bucks if I
> could just see both of them together."
>
> Nora thought about this for a moment, then opened
> her robe and gave Mike a nice big look. Mike
> thanked her and threw another $100 on the table.
> Then he said he couldn't wait any longer for Tony
> and left.
>
> A while later, Tony arrived and Nora said, "You
> know, your weird friend Mike came over while you
> were gone."
>
> Tony turned and said, "Good. Did he drop off the
> $200 he owed me?"
>
>
> and rang the bell. His friend's wife, Nora,
> answered the door.
>
> "Hi, is Tony home?" he asked her.
>
> "No, he went to the store."
>
> "Well, you mind if I wait?"
>
> "No, come on in."
>
> They sat down and shortly Mike said, "You know,
> Nora, you have the greatest breasts I have ever
> seen. I'd give you a hundred bucks if I could see
> just one."
>
> Nora thought about this for a second, and thought
> about how badly they needed the money right now.
> She opened her robe and exposed one. Mike
> promptly thanked her and put $100 on the table.
>
> They sat there a while longer, and Mike said,
> "They are so beautiful! I'd love to see the both
> of them. I'll give you another 100 bucks if I
> could just see both of them together."
>
> Nora thought about this for a moment, then opened
> her robe and gave Mike a nice big look. Mike
> thanked her and threw another $100 on the table.
> Then he said he couldn't wait any longer for Tony
> and left.
>
> A while later, Tony arrived and Nora said, "You
> know, your weird friend Mike came over while you
> were gone."
>
> Tony turned and said, "Good. Did he drop off the
> $200 he owed me?"
>
>
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Mike is slick![:D] 0 -
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OMG!!!, I have to remember that one[:D][:D][:D] 0 -
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