Little Red Riding Hood
Blue Hill, Maine -- It was a shocking sight, to be sure.
A homeowner in Blue Hill, Maine came home to find someone asleep in his bed -- disturbing enough -- but also wearing just his daughter's pink underwear.
And it wasn't Goldilocks.
The sheriff's department says the unidentified homeowner determined that someone had used his shower and then found Matthew Williams unconscious in his bed.
After being awakened, Williams ran from the house into the nearby woods -- clad in nothing except the ill-fitting underwear.
Deputies later found Williams hiding in the bushes. They say he was drunk -- and also wanted for failure to appear in court.
A homeowner in Blue Hill, Maine came home to find someone asleep in his bed -- disturbing enough -- but also wearing just his daughter's pink underwear.
And it wasn't Goldilocks.
The sheriff's department says the unidentified homeowner determined that someone had used his shower and then found Matthew Williams unconscious in his bed.
After being awakened, Williams ran from the house into the nearby woods -- clad in nothing except the ill-fitting underwear.
Deputies later found Williams hiding in the bushes. They say he was drunk -- and also wanted for failure to appear in court.
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Little Red Riding Hood is skipping thru the forest road when she seesthe big bad wolf crouched down behind a log." My, what big eyes you have, Mr. Wolf." The wolf jumps up and runs away. Further down the road Little Red Riding Hood sees the wolf againand this time he is crouched behind a bush."My what big ears you have, Mr. Wolf." Again the wolf jumps up and runs away.About 1/4 mile down the road Little Red Riding Hood sees the wolfagain and this time he is crouched down behind a rock."My what big teeth you have Mr. Wolf." With that the wolf jumps up and screams, "Will you knock it off,I'm trying to poop!"[:D][:D] 0 -
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