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redneck or just a simple man

jabronij3
was on the front porchfrom about 430 to 550pm watching it rain listening to the pitter patter on the metal roof with a Michelob Ultra, a Nicaraguan cigar and A GUN![:p]
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  • catpealer111
    Neither, he's just a man who enjoys the basic things in life.
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  • Dakota308
    quote:Originally posted by catpealer111
    Neither, he's just a man who enjoys the basic things in life.



    +1[:)]
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  • jabronij3
    quote:Originally posted by catpealer111
    Neither, he's just a man who enjoys the basic things in life.

    you got that right! man it was nice!
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  • fishkiller41
    Michelob Ultra[xx(] Might as well had a icewater...or a sweet tea.
    I'm sorry,,, but that stuff is just NASSY!
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  • Kodiakk
    More people need to sit back and enjoy things like that and relax.
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  • jabronij3
    quote:Originally posted by fishkiller41
    Michelob Ultra[xx(] Might as well had a icewater...or a sweet tea.
    I'm sorry,,, but that stuff is just NASSY!

    well it's not weiser's deluxe or george dickel or old number 7 [which I'm out of] but it'll do for a brew
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  • jimdeere
    Right now I'm at a loss as to how to better spend an hour here in this great land.
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  • Permanently deleted user
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8wb41-jqiyE

    I ain't nothin' but a simple man
    They call me a redneck I reckon that I am
    But there's things going on
    That make me mad down to the core.

    I have to work like a dog to make ends meet
    There's crooked politicians and crime in the street
    And I'm madder'n hell and I ain't gonna take it no more.

    We tell our kids to just say no
    Then some panty waist judge lets a drug dealer go
    Slaps him on the wrist and then he turns him back out on the town.

    Now if I had my way with people sellin' dope
    I'd take a big tall tree and a short piece of rope
    I'd hang 'em up high and let 'em swing 'til the sun goes down

    Well, you know what's wrong with the world today
    People done gone and put their Bible's away
    They're living by the law of the jungle not the law of the land
    The good book says it so I know it's the truth
    An eye for and eye and a tooth for a tooth
    You better watch where you go and remember where you been
    That's the way I see it I'm a Simple Man.

    Now I'm the kinda man that'd not harm a mouse
    But if I catch somebody breakin in my house
    I've got twelve guage shotgun waiting on the other side

    So don't go pushing me against my will
    I don't want to have to fight you but I dern sure will
    So if you don't want trouble then you'd better just pass me on by

    As far as I'm concerned there ain't no excuse
    For the raping and the killing and the child abuse
    And I've got a way to put an end to all that mess

    Just take them rascals out in the swamp
    Put 'em on their knees and tie 'em to a stump
    Let the rattlers and the bugs and the alligators do the rest

    You know what's wrong with the world today
    People done gone and put their Bible's away
    They're living by the law of the jungle not the law of the land
    The Good Book says it so I know it's the truth
    An eye for and eye and a tooth for a tooth
    You better watch where you go and remember where you been
    That's the way I see it I'm a Simple Man
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  • Jorge
    "What's a dashing urbanite like you doing in a rustic setting like this?"
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  • kimi
    It's just good breeding!
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  • Colt Super
    Thank you, Kevin - great song.

    Please help me on my new thread, "Patriotic Music".

    Thanks,

    Doug
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  • redneckandy
    Sounds like somthing I need to do. He is enjoying life to the fullest.
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  • ljwrench
    quote:Originally posted by Polite Psycho
    "What's a dashing urbanite like you doing in a rustic setting like this?"




    Best movie ever! Real men and especially redneck men don't drink Michelob Ultra. Real men drink Falls City Beer!! [:D][:D][:D]Happy Thanksgiving!
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  • jabronij3
    been out tgere again just listening to the rain, with the wife this time she really neede to get out there, MAN IT WAS NICE!
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  • ljwrench
    I know what ya mean (except for the Mick Ultra). My 9 year old and me love to sit in my pole barn and watch the weather roll in from the west. Hearing the rain on the metal roof is hypmotizing.
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  • Permanently deleted user
    Either way, it is a good thing. We need more of both if we are to hold on to America as it was.[^][^][^]
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  • pickenup
    We spent the morning, sippin coffee and watchin the snowflakes floating down.
    Then she put the peanuts out and watched the birds argue over them.

    Sometimes you have to stop and smell the roses, listen to the rain, or watch snowflakes.
    I know, life in the fast lane.
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  • Turbo72
    Sounds relaxing to me man. Cheers to Ya.[^]
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