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Isurelkegns
I ve got a few that stand out but the one that comes to mind the most is this.
"I call that bold talk from a one eyed fat man"---"Fill Your Hands You Son Of A Bit@h"
Clint Eastwoods had some good ones though.
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  • Cubslover
    Dumb and Dumber
    Lloyd
    "When I met Mary, I got that old-fashioned romantic feeling, where I'd do anything to bone her."


    Office Space
    Milton Waddams
    "The ratio of people to cake is too big."

    One Flew Over the Cuckoo's nest
    McMurphy
    "Is that crazy enough for ya'? Want me to take a sh *t on the floor?"
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  • Isurelkegns
    I cant remember which Clint Eastwood movie this came from but he walks into a mob bosses daughters wedding and 2 mob guys walk up to stop him and the lady at the door asks him"Can I Help You Sir"---"Yes Do You Know The Number To San Fransico Genereal"----"Yes"----"Then You Better Go Ahead And Call Em And Tell Them There Are 2 Sorry Lookin Asses Here With Multiple Contusions And Broken Bones"
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  • Isurelkegns
    Any Which Way You Can
    "He whipped evrybody in the Marines"---"Yeah Well Im Not A Marine"

    "Hand me that crescent wrench up there,butt first of course cause the jaws may be venomous"
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  • Blade Slinger
    "You talkin to me?"
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  • Isurelkegns
    True Romance-
    "Yeah Well If Its One Thing This Last Week Has Taught Me is Its Better To HAve A Gun And Not Need It than To Need A Gun And Not Have It"
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  • gunnyhoney1
    from full metal jacket where joker is in helicopter with door gunner shooting the m-60

    doorgunner: GET SOME.......GET SOME.......
    joker: do you like the war?
    doorgunner: hell yeah no place id reather be. i get to do what i want and i got 110 gooks killed, no sh@t! they're all confirmed.
    a person that runs is a v.c., a person that stands still is a well disciplined v.c.
    joker: ever shoot women...and children?
    doorgunner: somtimes
    joker: how can you shoot women and children?
    doorgunner: easy you just don't lead them as much.......aint war hell???? (laughing)
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  • Isurelkegns
    Full Metal Jacket-
    "Were You Born A Fat Slimy Scumbag Puke Piece Of Sh@t Private Pile Or Did You Have To Work On It"
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  • ljwrench
    "your mom goes to college" -Napolean Dynamite
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  • Jorge
    Sheriff Bart to the Klansmen in Blazing Saddles: "Where's the white wimmin at?"
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  • Henry0Reilly
    Bring us a pitcher of beer every 10 minutes until someone passes out, then bring us a pitcher every 5 minutes. - Rodney Dangerfield as Mr. Mellon in Back to School
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  • Azhunter
    Frankly My dear, I don't give a damn. Rett finally deciding that she is a waste of time.
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  • rider
    "Buzzards gotta eat, same as worms"

    rider
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  • bama55
    Not from movies, but from two episodes of Gunsmoke:

    "Keep your eyes open, do your own thinking, be your own man." Dillon

    "They don't need jailin', they need killin'" Morgan Woodward
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  • KX500
    'A man's got to know his limitations..........'

    Dirty Hairy to to some loser, right before he shoots him I think.
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  • Idahobound
    Joe Dirt
    Why are BOOBS good
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  • MIKE WISKEY
    "Keep your eyes open, do your own thinking, be your own man." Dillon...MUST NOT HAVE BEEN A DEMOCRAT
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  • tobefree
    folks folks folks!!
    The best movie line of all time is right here so give it a rest and enjoy!!!
    Here it is direct to you courtesy of youtube!!!
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RWpU8sX10_4
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  • Old-Colts
    tobefree, I have to agree with you, it is about the best![:D]
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  • heliman
    Tobefree nailed it![^][^][^][^][^][^][:D]
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  • GUNFUNCO
    Some of my favorites.

    From Rob Roy-It ain't the baby needs killin!-Rob Roy

    From Rocky II or III-Ding, Ding!-Apollo Creed

    From Uncommon Valor- I'd give everything I own for just an hour with my son.-Robert Stack

    From Grumpy Old Men-Crap in one hand and wish in the other, and see which one fills up first-Burgess Meredith.
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  • MrOrange
    Baddie: Are you willing to die for that belief?

    Hero: I am.

    [Quick draw, bang!]

    Of course, that ain't exactly plan A.
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  • HandLoad
    "Did you ever dance with the devil in the pale moonlight?"
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  • Blade Slinger
    Cant believe no one came up with "Go ahead, Make my day!"





    quote:Originally posted by Isurelkegns
    I ve got a few that stand out but the one that comes to mind the most is this.
    "I call that bold talk from a one eyed fat man"---"Fill Your Hands You Son Of A Bit@h"
    Clint Eastwoods had some good ones though.
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  • Rockatansky
    quote:Originally posted by SLING BLADE
    Cant believe no one came up with "Go ahead, Make my day!"


    Last "best movie quote" thread was here merely a couple of weeks ago, I can't even imagine how many of them were there through the years...

    Here you go:

    http://forums.gunbroker.com/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=253718
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  • 11echo
    "I'll believe it ...WHEN I see it!"
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  • Isurelkegns
    Joe Dirt-
    "Luckily for me my neck broke my fall"
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  • Isurelkegns
    Ive got to tip my hat to TOBEFREE though that movie line was perfect.
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  • bigdaddyjunior
    "We need to go down to old Mexico, get us a bottle of tequilla and a couple of those Mexican girls that can suck the chrome off a trailer hitch."- Willie Nelson in 'The Electric Horseman'
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  • br549
    the McKahns TV show Dub Taylor's line "we'll try em today,Hang em tomorrow, and bury em on saturdy.
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  • gunnyhoney1
    tobefree wins hands down, i am still laughing[:D]
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