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Deck the halls with bobs new harley

shingle nails shingle nails hammer tacks and screws
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  • matwor
    ........Robin laid an egg
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  • cce1302
    Blows his nose in cheerios
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  • moonshine
    away from the rangers no creep in the bed
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  • mateomasfeo
    Deck the hall with boobs from Holly.
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  • moonshine
    deck the halls with parts of molly
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  • susie
    On Dasher, on Dancer,

    on Prancer and Vixen

    on Comet, on Cupid,

    On Donner, on Blitzen,

    to the top of the roof,

    to the top of the wall,

    now dash away, dash away,

    before I yank off a ball


    (Just a small part of "Twas the Night before Christmas" as told to me by my mom when I was just a wee little thing.)
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  • HandLoad
    (ruined by the stooopid robocensor)
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  • moonshine
    a corncob pipe and a bloody nose.
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  • cce1302
    Fleas on a dog...Fleas on a dog
    I wanna wish you a hari krishna.
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