He said, "God's busy..."
God's Busy
(If you don't know GOD, don't make stupid remarks!!!!!!!)
A United States Marine was attending some college courses between assignments.
He had completed missions in Iraq and Afghanistan.
One of the courses had a professor who was an avowed atheist and a member of the ACLU.
One day the professor shocked the class when he came into the room. He looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, "God, if you are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform, I'll give you exactly 15 minutes."
The lecture room fell silent. You could hear a pin drop.
Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, "Here I am God, I'm still waiting."
It got down to the last couple of minutes when the Marine got out
of his chair, went up to the professor, and cold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The professor was out cold.
The Marine went back to his seat and sat there, silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and sat there looking on in silence.
The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken, looked at the
Marine and asked, "What the heck is the matter with you?" "Why did you do that?"
The Marine calmly replied, "God was too busy today being with America's soldiers who are protecting your right to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot...
So, He sent me."
(If you don't know GOD, don't make stupid remarks!!!!!!!)
A United States Marine was attending some college courses between assignments.
He had completed missions in Iraq and Afghanistan.
One of the courses had a professor who was an avowed atheist and a member of the ACLU.
One day the professor shocked the class when he came into the room. He looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, "God, if you are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform, I'll give you exactly 15 minutes."
The lecture room fell silent. You could hear a pin drop.
Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, "Here I am God, I'm still waiting."
It got down to the last couple of minutes when the Marine got out
of his chair, went up to the professor, and cold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The professor was out cold.
The Marine went back to his seat and sat there, silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and sat there looking on in silence.
The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken, looked at the
Marine and asked, "What the heck is the matter with you?" "Why did you do that?"
The Marine calmly replied, "God was too busy today being with America's soldiers who are protecting your right to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot...
So, He sent me."
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quote:Originally posted by Ramtinxxl
(If you don't know GOD, don't make stupid remarks!!!!!!!)
Did Mohamed Atta say the same thing one morning some 6 years ago?
I do not know God, but I know Jesus would advise against such behavior. Something to the effect of: 'Forgive them father, they know not what they do.'0 -
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Marines really that foolish?
Master Bra'tac said "in battle faith alone will not save you, blind faith least of all"
He's been fighting since that boy's grandfather was in diapers [:D][;)]0 -
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I swannee, some of you turds need a good bowel movement. 0 -
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quote:Originally posted by Ramtinxxl
(If you don't know GOD, don't make stupid remarks!!!!!!!)
Did Mohamed Atta say the same thing one morning some 6 years ago?
No.
I do not know God, but I know Jesus would advise against such behavior. Something to the effect of: 'Forgive them father, they know not what they do.'
Jesus threw some pretty bad dudes out of the Temple when they were disgracing it, not mentioning forgiveness at all in that situation.0
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