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  • Sturmgewehr
    That poor boy is leaching out his bones with all that frenetic dieting, and soon he will fall into a helpless, gelatinous heap of skin and cartilage with two limpid, doe-like eyes and a few well-buffed fingernails floating on it.

    Pudgy?? Of course he was a pudgy little boy! His mommy did that to him. She stuffed him like a pig, because she wanted something "cute" to play with. Too sad! He wanted out, and Kayle almost made it, too. He actually broke free of his evil, controlling mommy and began to tear his way out of that horrid, suffocating cocoon of baby fat and was well on his way to claiming his birthright in the world of Men. Yes, Kayle fought like the MAN that he was born to be, and he was well on his way to standing tall and strong and vigorous and free, a true Man's Man among real Men's Men, but then it happened!

    He was idly paging through a tabloid rag while standing in a checkout line at Freud Lion when he opened the centerspread and was hit full in the face by a full-colour centerfold splash of..... BOY GEORGE!!! Poor Kayle went to pieces like a $2.00 suitcase, and by eight that very same evening he was suited up in muave spandex and made up to the nines and trying out for all he was worth for a spot in the chorus line in CATS !
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  • slackmason
    como?
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  • Dixon Eldorado
    quote:Originally posted by Sturmgewehr
    That poor boy is leaching out his bones with all that frenetic dieting, and soon he will fall into a helpless, gelatinous heap of skin and cartilage with two limpid, doe-like eyes and a few well-buffed fingernails floating on it.

    Pudgy?? Of course he was a pudgy little boy! His mommy did that to him. She stuffed him like a pig, because she wanted something "cute" to play with. Too sad! He wanted out, and Kayle almost made it, too. He actually broke free of his evil, controlling mommy and began to tear his way out of that horrid, suffocating cocoon of baby fat and was well on his way to claiming his birthright in the world of Men. Yes, Kayle fought like the MAN that he was born to be, and he was well on his way to standing tall and strong and vigorous and free, a true Man's Man among real Men's Men, but then it happened!

    He was idly paging through a tabloid rag while standing in a checkout line at Freud Lion when he opened the centerspread and was hit full in the face by a full-colour centerfold splash of..... BOY GEORGE!!! Poor Kayle went to pieces like a $2.00 suitcase, and by eight that very same evening he was suited up in muave spandex and made up to the nines and trying out for all he was worth for a spot in the chorus line in CATS !




    What does Michael Moore have to do with Rush's comments?
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  • Sturmgewehr
    [:D] HE GOT THE PART, OF COURSE, AND HE'S BEEN DANCING HIS TUSHY OF EVER SINCE. WHEN HE'S NOT DANCING, KAYLE LIKES TO DESIGN ON NAPKINS, WALLCOVERINGS, OR BARE HUMAN FLESH AT CHIC LITTLE BISTROS ON THE LEFT BANK. HE DOES HIS BEST WORK IN CHARCOAL AND TRADITIONAL SOUTH SEAS TATTOO, BUT OCCASIONALLY HE WILL DABBLE IN GOUACHE OR TINTED AND FLAVOURED GELATINS OF BELGIAN MANUFACTURE. KAYLES' AGGRESSIVELY PROGRESSIVE CLOTHING AND ACCESSORY LINES ARE THE TOAST OF THE AVANT FASHION WORLD'S RUNWAYS, AND HE SWEARS HE WILL NEVER, EVER GO BACK TO MOWING LAWNS ALL SUMMER LONG AGAIN! [;)]
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  • Sturmgewehr
    quote:Originally posted by Dixon Eldorado
    quote:Originally posted by Sturmgewehr
    That poor boy is leaching out his bones with all that frenetic dieting, and soon he will fall into a helpless, gelatinous heap of skin and cartilage with two limpid, doe-like eyes and a few well-buffed fingernails floating on it.

    Pudgy?? Of course he was a pudgy little boy! His mommy did that to him. She stuffed him like a pig, because she wanted something "cute" to play with. Too sad! He wanted out, and Kayle almost made it, too. He actually broke free of his evil, controlling mommy and began to tear his way out of that horrid, suffocating cocoon of baby fat and was well on his way to claiming his birthright in the world of Men. Yes, Kayle fought like the MAN that he was born to be, and he was well on his way to standing tall and strong and vigorous and free, a true Man's Man among real Men's Men, but then it happened!

    He was idly paging through a tabloid rag while standing in a checkout line at Freud Lion when he opened the centerspread and was hit full in the face by a full-colour centerfold splash of..... BOY GEORGE!!! Poor Kayle went to pieces like a $2.00 suitcase, and by eight that very same evening he was suited up in muave spandex and made up to the nines and trying out for all he was worth for a spot in the chorus line in CATS !




    What does Michael Moore have to do with Rush's comments?
    If you want to vogue as Bill Cody, get a Sharp's and a fringed doeskin jacket and leggings and a canvas-covered canteen that has "U.S." stenciled on it. Don't forget your suspenders! If any of those Civil War Re-enactors give you any crap, like hollering, "Hey! What outfit you with?", BLOW THEIR ARSES OFF!
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  • rovrman
    WHAT??????
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  • ripley16
    A little too much Freudian autobiography being displayed for my comfort level. My yuck meter just pegged.




    Yes, Rush nailed it...as usual.
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  • cce1302
    He's a bit off on the numbers.
    If I, as a serving member of the Military, die, in battle or in a car/bus accident or of cancer or whatever, my wife receives a $100,000 direct deposit for help with expenses such as bills for until she returns to work, travel and food for family, etc. She receives all the pay I earned since my last paycheck. That's all the gov't owes her. She also will receive my SGLI (life insurance through the military) of $400,000. I elected lump sum on that, so it won't be a monthly payout.
    I never heard of the other stuff he's talking about.
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