phase one of 30th reunion complete
Met most of the old football teammates. Only two of us looked like we could still dominate the gridiron. One was Eric who went into farming/ranching and me who just has the neanderthal gene. We tried to shake hands, but it was like banging two rocks together, so we just had a good laugh at each other's expense instead. Got hugged so much I felt like I was running for office. My wife was hilarious trying to interrogate all of the girls to find one's I'd dated way back when. She says she just wanted to see what kind of a woman I was interested in when I was a young man. I told her that basically if they had a pulse I was on it! The lawyer twins were there with their wifedroids. We had fun trying to guess which parts were not lypoed, collogen injected, enhanced, reduced or cosmetically altered. We finally came to the conclusion that as scantilly as they were clad there were no parts we could see that hadn't been bought and paid for. I attempted to speak with them but they had the combined IQ of a radish. I asked the twins about them and they said that they married them because they were willing to sign a pre-nup and they didn't speak much. Tonight is the formal dinner and dance at the country club. Been nice seeing some of the old gang again.
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Tonight is the party for my 30th reunion also. I did not make the trip. I went to my 20th reunion, it was sorta fun. Everyone kept wanting to know what I did for a living. I told them I was a cook at a waffle house. They all agreed it was an OK job. Have fun. Don 0 -
I don't know if I'd go to another one. My 30th is in two years. I don't think they did anything for our 25th. I went to the 20th and swore that was the last one. So I guess it was... BDJ have fun. I'm sure you will. I have no doubt about that. 0
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