Life
Let's see if I understand how the world works lately...
If a man cuts his finger off while slicing salami at work, he blames the restaurant.
If you smoke three packs a day for 40 years and die of lung cancer, your family blames the tobacco company.
If your neighbor crashes into a tree while driving home drunk, he blames the bartender.
If your grandchildren are brats without manners, you blame television.
If your friend is shot by a deranged madman, you blame the gun manufacturer.
And if a crazed person breaks into the cockpit and tries to kill the pilot at 35,000 feet, and the passengers kill him instead, the mother of the deceased blames the airline.
I must have lived too long to understand the world as it is anymore. So, if I die while my old, wrinkled butt is parked in front of this computer, I want you to blame Bill Gates...okay?
If a man cuts his finger off while slicing salami at work, he blames the restaurant.
If you smoke three packs a day for 40 years and die of lung cancer, your family blames the tobacco company.
If your neighbor crashes into a tree while driving home drunk, he blames the bartender.
If your grandchildren are brats without manners, you blame television.
If your friend is shot by a deranged madman, you blame the gun manufacturer.
And if a crazed person breaks into the cockpit and tries to kill the pilot at 35,000 feet, and the passengers kill him instead, the mother of the deceased blames the airline.
I must have lived too long to understand the world as it is anymore. So, if I die while my old, wrinkled butt is parked in front of this computer, I want you to blame Bill Gates...okay?
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Is a person's life defined by one's failures and mistakes or achievements?
Is a person's successes built on a foundation of failures?
Can a person really achieve anything without taking risk?
I suspect most people over estimate the risk and underestimate the reward.0 -
Life is NOT like a box of chocolates.
Life is like a jar of jalapeneos.
What you do today
May burn your a** tomorrow
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ATF,Eagle Guns0 -
Life is a real bitch (I hope we can still use that). I have been sitting around this afternoon thinking and drinking. I work 6 days a week 10+ hours a day for what. I have my toys that i love. A new house,guns, harley, truck, jeep and what ever else i seem to want. but all i really want is to move me and my lovely wife home and enjoy my Family while their still around. I could live in a tent drive a pinto and work for 5 dollars an hour and be more happy. We have a family cabin that growing up i spent half my life there now i make it the 1-2 times a year. And for what. I think that I have let worldly thing get in the way of what is important to ME. 0 -
RULES OF LIFE...
I find the last one to be all too true!
*If you're too open-minded, your brains will fall out.
*Age is a very high price to pay for maturity.
*Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.
*Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
*My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance.
*It is easier to get forgiveness than permission.
*If you look like your passport picture, you probably need the trip.
*Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks.
*No husband has ever been shot while doing the dishes.
*A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.
*Middle age is when broadness of the mind and narrowness of the waist change places.
*Opportunities always look bigger going than coming.
*Junk is something you've kept for years and throw away three weeks before you need it.
*Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.
*By the time you can make ends meet, they move the ends.
*Thou shalt not weigh more than thy refrigerator.
*Someone who thinks logically provides a nice contrast to the real world.
*Life is like a roll of toilet tissue - the closer it gets to the end the faster it goes.
SIG pistol armorer/FFL Dealer/Full time Peace Officer, Moderator of General Discussion Board on Gunbroker. Visit www.gunbroker.com, the best gun auction site on the Net! Email davidnunn@texoma.net0 -
Enjoy this my friends, make the good times last, cuz in this lifetime they come and go to fast.
That is all.0 -
hope everything's going ok for you. 0 -
very true.... 0 -
WTH have you been Suburban?
Hope that all is well,.......that was a bit "cryptic", but still true.0 -
SuburbanNoize
were you been hiding nice to see you posting..hope all is well on your end0 -
i dont know whats going on in my life. I feel stagnant. Something needs to change. 0 -
quote:Originally posted by SuburbanNoize
i dont know whats going on in my life. I feel stagnant. Something needs to change.
If you would like to mail me,.......feel free.
I will give you my phone number, if you just want to talk to someone that has been around a bit longer, and been through similar feelings.
Take care![;)]0 -
That goes for me, too.
Doug0 -
Dave,..hang in there brother...feel free to email me also..I will gladly give you my number also...Randy...[:)] 0 -
+10,000. Believe it!!! 0 -
We all go through these ups and downs, and changes. Talk with trusted friend, That always helps. [:)] 0 -
HANG IN THERE THERE IS ALWAYS A BRITHER DAY AHEAD.GIVE SOMEONE A CALL AND CHAT AWHILE IT HELPS.YOU GOT PLENTY OF FREINDS HERE..CHEER UP.[:)][:)][:)][:)] 0 -
quote:Originally posted by SuburbanNoize
Enjoy this my friends, make the good times last, cuz in this lifetime they come and go to fast.
That is all.
There is more to life than good times. There is bad also. The bad makes the good all the better. You have to have both or you are living a lie. Tomorrow is another day. Go for it. Don0 -
Hang in there Noize....
You are a young man w/your whole life ahead of you.
Life is a roller coaster ride...it has it's ups and downs.0 -
Thanks guys, i will email some one, i kind of need to just get some things out. Thanks. Dave. 0 -
Hope this makes you feel better. Email me we're all family in here! 0
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