Apples and Wine
Apples and Wine
Women are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the
tree. Most men don't want to reach for the good ones because they are
afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they sometimes take the apples
from the ground that aren't as good, but easy. The apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right man to come along, the one who is brave enough
to climb all the way to the top of the tree.
Share this with women who are good apples, even those who have already been
picked!
Now Men................Men are like fine wine. They begin as grapes and
it's up to women to stomp the poop out of them until they turn into
something acceptable to have dinner with.[:D][:D][}:)]
Women are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the
tree. Most men don't want to reach for the good ones because they are
afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they sometimes take the apples
from the ground that aren't as good, but easy. The apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right man to come along, the one who is brave enough
to climb all the way to the top of the tree.
Share this with women who are good apples, even those who have already been
picked!
Now Men................Men are like fine wine. They begin as grapes and
it's up to women to stomp the poop out of them until they turn into
something acceptable to have dinner with.[:D][:D][}:)]
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