96% of all Americans...........
...say "Holy crap" before crashing into a ditch. The other 4% are from Montana and say "Hold my beer and watch this!" [:D]
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I heard 100% of flight recorders that were recovered from air crashes end with, "Oh S&^T". 0 -
What's the last thing to go through a pilots mind before he crashes.
The flight recorder.
(sorry-take off an another old, bad joke)0 -
quote:Originally posted by HobbyGuy
...say "Holly crap" before crashing into a ditch. The other 4% are from Montana and say "Hold my beer and watch this!" [:D]
That's not the "holly" phase I would be thinking. If your going to a word for you know what you may as well say the real thing there.0 -
true story
i had a friend who totaled his truck into a tree, broke his arm in 2 places on the steering wheel while holding his beer, he never dropped the beer, switched hands and drank it down0 -
beer is an amazing drink. i have seen many people fall on dance floors and not loose a drop 0 -
quote:Originally posted by HobbyGuy
...say "Holy crap" before crashing into a ditch. The other 4% are from Montana and say "Hold my beer and watch this!" [:D]
Here's the 46 of 50 version ...
http://forums.gunbroker.com/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=2387480 -
quote:i had a friend who totaled his truck into a tree, broke his arm in 2 places on the steering wheel while holding his beer, he never dropped the beer, switched hands and drank it down
Did your friend leaf the scene? [:o)]0
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