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Kids say the darndest things

Chief Shaway
sister in law: honey could you stop at the store on the way to moms, she wanted us to get some pop.

brother in law: sure no problem, whats she fixen for supper anyway?

sister in law: dont know,,,

brother in law: i hope she fixes some of her au gratin potatos, i love those things.

upon arriving at moms house

grandma: your just in time supper is almost ready,

neice: whats to eat grandma,? dad says he hopes you fixed your ol' rotten potatos!

[:D][:D]
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  • Chief Shaway
    My wife just started her school year with her Kindergarten class. She has one child that is autistic. She asked one of her students what the autistic one had said and she told my wife that she didn't know because she didn't speak Mexican.
    She was to send a note home with another student and she was told to write it big because mom can't see to well.
    Gotta love them little ones. She tells the parents before school that "If you don't believe all that they tell you that happened at school, I won't believe all that they tell me that happened at home"
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  • Chief Shaway
    Due to a power outage at the time, only one paramedic responded to the
    call. The house was very, very dark, so the paramedic asked Katelyn, a 3-year old girl, to hold a flashlight high over her mommy so he could see while he helped deliver the baby. Very diligently, Katelyn did as she was asked.

    Her mommy pushed and pushed, and after a little while a baby boy, Connor, was born. The paramedic lifted him by his little feet and spanked him on his bottom. Connor began to cry. The paramedic then thanked Katelyn for her help and asked the wide-eyed 3-year old what she thought about what she had just witnessed.

    Katelyn quickly responded, "He shouldn't have crawled in there in the
    first place. Smack him again."


    "Neca eos omnes. Deus suos agnoscet."
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  • Old-Colts
    quote:Originally posted by Chief Shaway
    She tells the parents before school that "If you don't believe all that they tell you that happened at school, I won't believe all that they tell me that happened at home"
    That's good![:D]
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  • watrulookinat
    I like it! My son just started his first day in kindergarten today. She sound like she's great with the kids. Good luck to her.
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  • zipperzap
    My wife's heard it all ... once she had a little boy 'share' at sharing that his
    parents always had him go to bed early on Saturday nights.

    "Why is that?," asked Gale?

    "'Cause that's their wrestling night! I sneaked out and watched'em once"

    Gale apparently looked shocked for a second because the kid added, "It's OK,
    Mrs. McCoy ... even though Daddy always pins Mommy, he doesn't hurt her! She
    laughs and laughs ... ."

    At that point, Mrs. McCoy (with raised voice) said, "OK, time for Math!"

    When she called me, later, after school, to tell me, she was still laughing so hard
    I could barely understand the whole story!
    [:D][:D][:D]
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  • watrulookinat
    lol!!!
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