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bgjohn
What is the proper etiquette if you fart in bed?
JM[B)]
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  • gearheaddad
    To pull the blanket over your wifes head and wake her up.
    It's known as a Dutch Oven............
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  • bgjohn
    HA!
    JM[:I]
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  • bgjohn
    What about at the dinner table? Say "Nice One" or just ignore it?
    JM[8)]
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  • mateomasfeo
    quote:Originally posted by bgjohn
    What is the proper etiquette if you fart in bed?
    JM[B)]


    Alex, that would be "what is blame the dog?"
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  • Forkliftking
    We call it playing TURTLE. When you pull the covers over her head, she'll look like a turtle coming out of her shell as she pops her head out.[:D][:D][:D]
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  • gearheaddad
    At the dinner table it should be announced prior to the rip so EVERYONE can appreciate it.
    Where have you been? This is basic fart etiquette........
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  • bgjohn
    I try following the book but my in-laws frown upon me. Except for my mother-in-law. She is just glad that I got the blame for the fart!
    JM
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  • gearheaddad
    quote:Originally posted by bgjohn
    I try following the book but my in-laws frown upon me. Except for my mother-in-law. She is just glad that I got the blame for the fart!
    JM

    You have alot to learn.
    I always blame my Mother in Law when ANYONE farts!!!!! Even the dog!!
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  • bgjohn
    Should I tell her to go outside with the dog?
    JM[:0]
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  • He Dog
    She should sleep with the dog and you should be outside.
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  • Blade Slinger
    Must be carefull lighting them, might catch the covers on fire[8)]
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  • hisbigbootygirl
    crazy mo fo's!
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  • fizzer
    this is my favorite...nsfw

    http://youtube.com/watch?v=5rg820Ow4zI
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