Ode & Prayer For What Is Comming To America
... With global warming, (caused by US) with SOME ice caps/glaciers shrinking...while others are ADDING mass, with the Polar bear population growing, while natural selection taking others...the remaining Polar Bears will adapt to warmer temps and move into the interior of the US.
...With the long journey behind them, the Polar Bears will terrorize every man woman and child while feeding upon our families...leaving a trail of body parts and gore in their wake. With the libs having worked the back channels to restrict ammo and taxing ammo to the point that a $10 tax per round has been imposed, ammo will be a rare commodity, very little protection available there from the Polar Bears with the munchies.
..We on the other hand will be scraping for a meager morsel, after all, The New Government Department P.E.T.A. has Federally protected cock roaches to chickens; making it a Federal crime to kill any living animal...and Tofu will be out of the reach of many Americans.
...We will be easy pickings while riding on our bicycles (to leave the teeny-weeniest carbon foot print) and the candles we will be burning in our tents (because it is just WRONG [and against the law] to kill a tree to build a house) will be like a bright FOOD beacon to attract the ravenous Polar Bears to our tents, we are doomed...darned capitalistic society in which we live...where is communisim when we NEED it, oh, that's right..the libs are trying to implement it.
...Let us pray... Oh Shrill-Ary and almighty Osama Bama, PLEASE enlighten us, provide EVERTHING for us, healthcare, jobs, transportation and housing, crack. We KNOW we are not worthy of your kindness because we are mere mortals, unlike yourselves, have mercy in your infinite wisdom upon us, amen. God bless Al Gore!...[;)]
...With the long journey behind them, the Polar Bears will terrorize every man woman and child while feeding upon our families...leaving a trail of body parts and gore in their wake. With the libs having worked the back channels to restrict ammo and taxing ammo to the point that a $10 tax per round has been imposed, ammo will be a rare commodity, very little protection available there from the Polar Bears with the munchies.
..We on the other hand will be scraping for a meager morsel, after all, The New Government Department P.E.T.A. has Federally protected cock roaches to chickens; making it a Federal crime to kill any living animal...and Tofu will be out of the reach of many Americans.
...We will be easy pickings while riding on our bicycles (to leave the teeny-weeniest carbon foot print) and the candles we will be burning in our tents (because it is just WRONG [and against the law] to kill a tree to build a house) will be like a bright FOOD beacon to attract the ravenous Polar Bears to our tents, we are doomed...darned capitalistic society in which we live...where is communisim when we NEED it, oh, that's right..the libs are trying to implement it.
...Let us pray... Oh Shrill-Ary and almighty Osama Bama, PLEASE enlighten us, provide EVERTHING for us, healthcare, jobs, transportation and housing, crack. We KNOW we are not worthy of your kindness because we are mere mortals, unlike yourselves, have mercy in your infinite wisdom upon us, amen. God bless Al Gore!...[;)]
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Besides, the spot in my palm has just turned black.... 0 -
Is that a tiny number I see on your forehead ??
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[8D]--Just stock up on "ESKIMO PIES", you can bribe your way thru a HERD of polar bears with those--
--Same guy told me, if a Polar Bear charges you-just climb a tree, hell, everybody knows the Polar Bears don't even know what a tree is !!!
--[:p][:p]--JIMBO0 -
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when the polar bears get to antarctica will they be bipolar? 0
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