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Three things to think about

Odawgp
Just got this one via email.

THREE THINGS TO THINK ABOUT:

1. COWS
2. THE CONSTITUTION
3. THE TEN COMMANDMENTS

COWS

Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that our government can track a cow born in Canada almost three years ago, right to the stall where she sleeps in the state of Washington and then track her calves to their stalls? But they are unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens wandering around our country.

Maybe we should give them all a cow.


THE CONSTITUTION

They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq. Why don't we just give them ours? It was written by a lot of really smart guys, it's worked for over 200 years and we're not using it anymore.


TEN COMMANDMENTS

The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments in a courthouse.......You cannot post "Thou Shalt Not Steal," "Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery" and "Thou Shall Not Lie" in a building full of lawyers, judges and politicians -- it creates a hostile work environment
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  • Odawgp
    got this via email this morning, thought it was humerus.

    THREE THINGS TO THINK ABOUT

    1. COWS
    2. THE CONSTITUTION
    3. THE TEN COMMANDMENTS

    1. COWS
    Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that our
    government can track a single cow born in Canada almost three years ago, right
    to the stall where she sleeps in the state of Washington ? And, they
    tracked her calves to their stalls. But they are unable to locate 11 million

    illegal aliens wandering around our country. Maybe we should give
    each of them a cow.


    2. THE CONSTITUTION
    They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq . Why don't
    we just give them ours? It was written by a lot of really smart guys, it
    has worked for over 200 years, and we're not using it anymore.


    3. TEN COMMANDMENTS
    The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments posted in a
    courthouse is this:! You cannot post "Thou Shalt Not Steal," "Thou
    Shalt Not Commit Adultery", and "Thou Shall Not Lie" in a building full of

    lawyers, judges and politicians. It creates a hostile work
    environment.
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  • bpa098
    saw that one befor and it was just as funny this time
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  • William81
    Never saw this before....funny and sadly enough true.
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  • elkoholic
    heheheh...nice!
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  • zipperzap
    New to me!
    [:D]
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  • Colt Super
    Me too.

    A1
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  • LaidbackDan
    quote:Originally posted by Odawgp


    illegal aliens wandering around our country. Maybe we should give each of them a cow.



    No need to inconvenience a cow, just an a bar coded ear tag would work just fine.
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  • AHansen
    Seen it once before. and have to agree, sad but true.
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