Don't mess with WOMEN
FBI Job Opening -The FBI had an opening for an assassin. After all the
>>>>> background checks, interviews, and testing were done, there were 3
>>>>> finalists. . Two men and a woman. For the final test, the FBI agents
>>>>> took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun. "We
>>>>> must
>>>>> know that you will follow your instructions no matter what the
>>>>> circumstances.
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> Inside the room you will find your wife sitting in a chair. Kill
>>>>> Her!!"
>>>>> The man said, "You can't be serious. I could never shoot my wife." The
>>>>> agent said, "Then you're not the right man for this job. Take your
>>>>> wife
>>>>> and go home."
>>>>>
>>>>> The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and
>>>>> Went into the room. All was quiet for about 5 minutes. The man came
>>>> out
>>>>> With tears in his eyes, "I tried, but I can't kill my wife." The agent
>>>>> said, "You don't have what it takes. Take your wife and go home."
>>>>>
>>>>> Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the same instructions,
>>>>> to kill her husband. She took the gun and went into the room. Shots
>>>>> were heard, one after another.
>>>>>
>>>>> They heard screaming, crashing, banging on the walls. After a few
>>>>> minutes, all was quiet. The door opened slowly and there stood the
>>>>> woman, wiping the sweat from her brow. "This gun is loaded with
>>>>> blanks" she said. "I had to beat him to death with the chair."
>>>>>
>>>>> MORAL: Women are evil. Don't mess with them[:(][xx(][V][:(!][}:)]
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> background checks, interviews, and testing were done, there were 3
>>>>> finalists. . Two men and a woman. For the final test, the FBI agents
>>>>> took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun. "We
>>>>> must
>>>>> know that you will follow your instructions no matter what the
>>>>> circumstances.
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> Inside the room you will find your wife sitting in a chair. Kill
>>>>> Her!!"
>>>>> The man said, "You can't be serious. I could never shoot my wife." The
>>>>> agent said, "Then you're not the right man for this job. Take your
>>>>> wife
>>>>> and go home."
>>>>>
>>>>> The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and
>>>>> Went into the room. All was quiet for about 5 minutes. The man came
>>>> out
>>>>> With tears in his eyes, "I tried, but I can't kill my wife." The agent
>>>>> said, "You don't have what it takes. Take your wife and go home."
>>>>>
>>>>> Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the same instructions,
>>>>> to kill her husband. She took the gun and went into the room. Shots
>>>>> were heard, one after another.
>>>>>
>>>>> They heard screaming, crashing, banging on the walls. After a few
>>>>> minutes, all was quiet. The door opened slowly and there stood the
>>>>> woman, wiping the sweat from her brow. "This gun is loaded with
>>>>> blanks" she said. "I had to beat him to death with the chair."
>>>>>
>>>>> MORAL: Women are evil. Don't mess with them[:(][xx(][V][:(!][}:)]
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>
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now that was funny [:D] 0 -
a classic that even though i know i always read anyway 0
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