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I dreamed i was an Eskimo..

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  • ElMuertoMonkey
    Under my boots and around my toes
    The frost that bit the ground below
    It was a hundred degrees below zero...
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  • Jgreen
    (Later)

    She took a dog doo snow cone, and shoved it in my right eye
    She took a dog doo snow cone, and shoved it in my other eye
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  • Old-Colts
    Just don't eat the yellow snow, even in dreams![:D]
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  • tapwater
    ...Awwww. Now I'm all hungry for St. Alphonso's pancake breakfast.
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  • bama55
    "Watch out where the huskies go
    and don't you eat that yellow snow"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    -
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  • fishkiller41
    WAHOOOoo,Behind the bus...
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  • Oren Rudder
    more topical



    I am gross and perverted
    I'm obsessed 'n deranged
    I have existed for years
    But very little has changed
    I'm the tool of the Government
    And industry too
    For I am destined to rule
    And regulate you

    I may be vile and pernicious
    But you can't look away
    I make you think I'm delicious
    With the stuff that I say
    I'm the best you can get
    Have you guessed me yet?
    I'm the slime oozin' out
    From your TV set

    You will obey me while I lead you
    And eat the garbage that I feed you
    Until the day that we don't need you
    Don't go for help . . . no one will heed you
    Your mind is totally controlled
    It has been stuffed into my mold
    And you will do as you are told
    Until the rights to you are sold

    That's right, folks . . .
    Don't touch that dial

    Well, I am the slime from your video
    Oozin' along on your livin' room floor

    I am the slime from your video
    Can't stop the slime, people, lookit me go

    I am the slime from your video
    Oozin' along on your livin' room floor

    I am the slime from your video
    Can't stop the slime, people, lookit me go
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  • Txs
    Nanook41?

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    I don't need your sweet devotion

    I don't want your cheap emotion

    Just whip me up some dragon lotion [8D]
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  • Oren Rudder
    for your dirty love
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