Viagra
Ok boys, what's the real truth? Does it work? How long is it good for? What's it cost? Do they make it for women? How about some feedback, or are you too Macho to admit using it?
Butch HC
Why me Lord,
What did I ever do,
To deserve even one,
Of the heartaches I've known.
Butch HC
Why me Lord,
What did I ever do,
To deserve even one,
Of the heartaches I've known.
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anyone on here use viagra and how well does it work. 0 -
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An Irish woman of advanced age visited her physician to ask
his advice on reviving her husband's libido.
'What about trying Viagra?' asked the doctor.
'Not a chance', she said...'He won't even take an
aspirin.'
'Not a problem,' replied the doctor. 'Give him an 'Irish
Viagra'...
'What is Irish Viagra?', she asked.
It's when you drop the Viagra tablet into his coffee. He
won't even taste it. Give it a try and call me in a week to
let me know how things went..'
It was a week later when she called the doctor, who
directly inquired as to her progress.
The poor dear exclaimed, 'Oh, faith, bejaysus and begorrah!
T'was horrid! Just terrible, doctor!'
'Really? What happened?' asked the doctor.
'Well, I did as you advised and slipped it in his coffee
and the effect was almost immediate. He jumped straight up,
with a smile on his face, a twinkle in his eye and with his
pants a-bulging fiercely! With one swoop of his arms, he
sent me cups and saucers flying, ripped me clothes to
tatters and took me then and there passionately on the
tabletop! T'was a nightmare, I tell you, an absolute
nightmare!'
'Why so terrible?' asked the doctor, 'Do you mean the sex
your husband provided wasn't good?'
'Freakin' jaysus, it was the best sex I've had in 25 years!
But sure as I'm sittin' here, I'll never be able to show
me face in Starbucks again !!0 -
No one wants to come forward. 0 -
Cialis is much better[:D] 0 -
I have, and it works pretty well for me.
My understanding is that people have varying reactions to it.
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I use it when I need to do a lot of push ups. 0 -
I hear they give Viagra or Cialis to old men on retirementhomes to prevent bone-fracture.
Bone-fractures.. yes really.!!
They give them a strong dose of viagra or cialis - and that'll keep them from rolling out over the side of the bed at night.
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It sucks getting old! I have used it. Also used Cialis and Levitra. Cialis does it for me. [:I] Just works mo' harder! [:o)] 0 -
Take it with plenty of water.Get one stuck in your throat and you get a really stiff neck[;)] 0 -
Yep - have used it - and Cialis is better (it seems) - haven't used it a lot
but a friends daughter sells pharmaceuticals - got lots of samples![8D]0 -
I HEAR TELL THE FARMERS USE IT
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Tried both, both work! Cialis is even fun the next morning, just a slight breeze and yep! woodie, kind a like bei'n fourteen again.
Doctors claim they can be dangerous for heart patents, but then "what the heck" think of a better way of going?0 -
Cialis is by far the best,I have used Viagra and have 1 100mg left on the headboard right now but it takes too long to kick in and does not work as well,I can take 1 Cialis on friday night and I will get wood everytime the wind blows until sunday morning,My next script I will swap back,the doctor got me to try Viagra this time because he said Cialias was working too well,,[:p][^][;)] 0 -
They both ok..Keep me from peein' on me shoes..
edited..dang it I cain't spell fer nuthin'..0 -
EXTENZE! 
And no I do not use it! But I wake up to infomercials all the time!
I know all of them by heart includeing the "Girls Gone Wild" ones![:(][xx(][V]0 -
I was in Tijuana close to Caliente race track and I guess may have been close to Boys town [red light district] and a prositute singled out my buddy whose 15 years younger than I am and said I got "Viagra" his wife got very defensive and said honey he doesn't need it. 0 -
Take Viagra---never tried the others. Take high blood pressure meds which affects the "old boy"
Viagra counter acts the blood pressure meds.
What's better than all the "legal" drugs? MARIJUANA
Course many will disagree cause it's an "illegal" drug. A couple of hits of marijuana and about 50mg of Viagra----she'll beg for mercy!0 -
Thanks for a the info, I'm going to have to get me some. Turning 50 changes some things. 0 -
Viagra and levitra are effected by any drinking or heavy supper, LIKE GOIN OUT ON THE TOWN. CIALIS IS NOT EFFECTED BY THIS. 0 -
By the way, make your insurance pick up the tab, by getting a prescription, up to 6 pills, refillable once every month for 12 months. 0 -
I have this advise for patients taking Cialis, if as the commerical says you have priapism [an erection lasting more than 4 hours] don't call a doctor, knock on doors to see if any of nieghborhood widowed women are interested. 0 -
Something else to go with this thread.
The boss of a Madison Avenue advertising agency called a spontaneous staff meeting in the middle of a particularly stressful week. (This is one pretty sharp boss!)
When everyone gathered, the boss, who understood the benefits of having fun, told the burnt out staff the purpose of the meeting was to have a quick contest.
The theme: Viagra advertising slogans.
The only rule was they had to use past ad slogans, originally written for other products that captured the essence of Viagra. Slight variations were acceptable. Being serious is too much stress.
About 7 minutes later, they turned in their suggestions and created a Top 10 List. With all the laughter and camaraderie, the rest of the week went very well for everyone!
The top 10 were:
10. Viagra, Whaazzzz up!
9. Viagra, The quicker picker upper.
8. Viagra, like a rock!
7. Viagra, When it absolutely, positively has to be there overnight.
6. Viagra, Be all that you can be.
5. Viagra, Reach out and touch someone.
4. Viagra, Strong enough for a man, but made for a woman
3. Viagra, Home of the whopper!
2. Viagra, We bring good things to Life!
And the unanimous number one slogan:
1. This is your peepee. This is your peepee on drugs.0 -
If you buy Viagra always buy the 100 mg pills since they all cost the same price. Then just try biting off 25% to 1/3 of the pill, chew it up. Give it 30 min and it will do the job.
Watch out taking a full 100 mg pill, you will be up all night trying to get that erection under control!! Start slow to see what dose works best for you.
If you are taking heart medication only take Viagra with your docs permission and according to his/her instruction. It can kill you under certain circumstances.0 -
quote:Originally posted by sig232
If you buy Viagra always buy the 100 mg pills since they all cost the same price. Then just try biting off 25% to 1/3 of the pill, chew it up. Give it 30 min and it will do the job.
Watch out taking a full 100 mg pill, you will be up all night trying to get that erection under control!! Start slow to see what dose works best for you.
If you are taking heart medication only take Viagra with your docs permission and according to his/her instruction. It can kill you under certain circumstances.
Instead of biting a pill
buy a pill cutter at your local pharmacy. They're a lot cheaper than replacing a tooth!0 -
quote:Originally posted by beneteau
quote:Originally posted by sig232
If you buy Viagra always buy the 100 mg pills since they all cost the same price. Then just try biting off 25% to 1/3 of the pill, chew it up. Give it 30 min and it will do the job.
Watch out taking a full 100 mg pill, you will be up all night trying to get that erection under control!! Start slow to see what dose works best for you.
If you are taking heart medication only take Viagra with your docs permission and according to his/her instruction. It can kill you under certain circumstances.
Instead of biting a pill
buy a pill cutter at your local pharmacy. They're a lot cheaper than replacing a tooth!
The purpose of biting the pill and chewing it up is to insure that is is much faster acting. Otherwise you have a longer wait until the full effect takes place. Its a bitter pill and does not tase real good but it aids the spontanious nature of the mating game.
Viagra has lots of fun side effects also, stuffy nose, headache next day, and sore parts from performing all night! Its one heck of a ride![;)][;)]0 -
I don't use it but with some of these stories I think I'll start. [:D][:D][:D] 0 -
I, too have tried Cialis and Viagra...Cialis was better/less weird in its effects, more natural. 0 -
got one stuck in my ear........... now I'm hard of hearing[:D][:D]
I've "borrowed" a few pills from my brother before. They do the job. Made me harder than chinese arithmatic.0 -
I know of a few guy that use the eye drops...It makes them look as Hard as F88k !! [:D] 0 -
I Prescribe both viagra and Cialis. Cialis tends to be the favorite. less headache with cialis. 0
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