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Dog Story


I pulled into the crowded parking lot at the
Super Wal-Mart Shopping Center and rolled
down the car windows to make sure my
Labrador Retriever Pup had fresh air.



She was stretched full-out on the back seat
and I wanted to impress upon her that she must
remain there! I walked to the curb backward,
pointing my finger at the car and saying emphatically,
"Now you stay. Do you hear me?"
"Stay! Stay!"

The driver of a nearby car, a pretty blonde young lady,
gave me a strange look and said,



"Why don't you just put it in park?" [:D]
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  • ATF
    I recently had some people ask me if I would consider breeding my male brindle boxer with their female fawn boxer, I decided to give it a try. I took king over to their house so they could get together and he was so much bigger than her that she couldn't hold his weight and kept trying to set down. Charlie, the other dogs owner decided to kneel down next to them and hold his dogs backside up so king could do his thing. I thought that was getting a bit to involved but kept quiet. I had never bred dogs so I didn't know if this was normal. Anyway, king was having his way when all the sudden he slipped off and shot Charlie right in the freakin eye. I couldn't control my laughter and broke out histerically. This was one of the grossest things ever saw and Charlie has to pay me $300 for the humiliating experience. Now I cant look at the guy without laughing.

    When Clinton left office they gave him a 21 gun salute. Its a damn shame they all missed....
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  • hisbigbootygirl
    cute.
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  • Dakota308
    blondes what would the world do without em[:D]
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