The Mistress Works for Me
Subject:: The Mistress
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>>A husband and wife were having dinner at a very fine
> restaurant when
>>this absolutely stunning young woman comes over to their
> table, gives
>>the husband a big kiss, says she'll see him later and
> walks away.His
>>wife glares at him and says, "Who the hell was that?""Oh,"
> replies the
>>husband, "she's my mistress.""Well, that's the last
> straw," says the
>>wife. "I've had enough, I want a divorce.""I can
> understand that,"
>>replies her hus band, "but remember, if we get a divorce
> it means that
>>you don't get any more shopping trips to Paris,no more
> wintering in
>>Barbados, no more summers in Tuscany, no more Ferraris and
> Lexus's in
> the
> garage and no more yacht club.
>>But the decision is yours."Just then, a mutual friend
> enters the
>>restaurant with a gorgeous babe on his arm. "Who's that
> woman with
>>Jim?" asks the wife."That's his mistress," says her
> husband."Ours is
>>prettier," she replies.[:D][:D][8D][^]
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>>A husband and wife were having dinner at a very fine
> restaurant when
>>this absolutely stunning young woman comes over to their
> table, gives
>>the husband a big kiss, says she'll see him later and
> walks away.His
>>wife glares at him and says, "Who the hell was that?""Oh,"
> replies the
>>husband, "she's my mistress.""Well, that's the last
> straw," says the
>>wife. "I've had enough, I want a divorce.""I can
> understand that,"
>>replies her hus band, "but remember, if we get a divorce
> it means that
>>you don't get any more shopping trips to Paris,no more
> wintering in
>>Barbados, no more summers in Tuscany, no more Ferraris and
> Lexus's in
> the
> garage and no more yacht club.
>>But the decision is yours."Just then, a mutual friend
> enters the
>>restaurant with a gorgeous babe on his arm. "Who's that
> woman with
>>Jim?" asks the wife."That's his mistress," says her
> husband."Ours is
>>prettier," she replies.[:D][:D][8D][^]
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That's hilarious!!!!!!! 0 -
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That illustrates the difference between your mistress and your prostitute. [:0][}:)]
While many wives look down on prostitutes, I don't think it has anything to do with the sex really. I think the wives are jealous because the prostitutes are just more honest that they are.
The prostitutes would rather take the fifty bucks than dinner out.
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ROTFLMAO... now that's funny! 0 -
he knows where he stands and who wears the pants. if you have it good just go with it 0
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