An oldie, but goodie joke.
A successful rancher died and left everything to
his devoted wife. She was determined to keep the ranch, but knew very
little about ranching, so she placed an ad in the newspaper for a ranch
hand.
Two cowboys applied for the job. One was gay and
the other a drunk. She thought long and hard about it, and when no
one else applied she decided to hire the gay guy, figuring it would
be safer to have him around the house than the drunk.
He proved to be a hard worker who put in long
hours every day and knew a lot about ranching. For weeks the two of them
worked hard and the ranch was doing very well.
Then one day, the rancher's widow said "You have
done a really good job, and the ranch looks great. You should go into town
and kick up your heels."
The hired hand readily agreed and went into town
on Saturday night.
He returned around 2:30 am, and upon entering the
room, he found the rancher's widow sitting by the fireplace with
a glass of wine, waiting for him.
She quietly called him over to her.
"Unbutton my blouse and take it off," she said.
Trembling, he did as she directed.
"Now take off my boots." He did as she asked,
ever so slowly.
"Now take off my socks." He removed each
gently and placed them neatly by her boots.
"Now take off my skirt." He slowly unbuttoned
it, constantly watching her eyes in the fire
light.
"Now take off my bra." Again, with trembling hands
did as he was told and dropped it to the floor.
Then she looked at him and said: "If you ever
wear my clothes into town again, you're fired!"
his devoted wife. She was determined to keep the ranch, but knew very
little about ranching, so she placed an ad in the newspaper for a ranch
hand.
Two cowboys applied for the job. One was gay and
the other a drunk. She thought long and hard about it, and when no
one else applied she decided to hire the gay guy, figuring it would
be safer to have him around the house than the drunk.
He proved to be a hard worker who put in long
hours every day and knew a lot about ranching. For weeks the two of them
worked hard and the ranch was doing very well.
Then one day, the rancher's widow said "You have
done a really good job, and the ranch looks great. You should go into town
and kick up your heels."
The hired hand readily agreed and went into town
on Saturday night.
He returned around 2:30 am, and upon entering the
room, he found the rancher's widow sitting by the fireplace with
a glass of wine, waiting for him.
She quietly called him over to her.
"Unbutton my blouse and take it off," she said.
Trembling, he did as she directed.
"Now take off my boots." He did as she asked,
ever so slowly.
"Now take off my socks." He removed each
gently and placed them neatly by her boots.
"Now take off my skirt." He slowly unbuttoned
it, constantly watching her eyes in the fire
light.
"Now take off my bra." Again, with trembling hands
did as he was told and dropped it to the floor.
Then she looked at him and said: "If you ever
wear my clothes into town again, you're fired!"
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[:D]That was good!
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Your are right though Cubs, it is older than you are.[:)] 0 -
quote:Originally posted by He Dog
Your are right though Cubs, it is older than you are.[:)]
I still knew you'd like it though, hedgehog.0 -
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