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The Blue Pigeon
The mayor of Phoenix was very worried about a plague of pigeons in
Phoenix. He could not remove the pigeons from the city. All of Phoenix was
full of pigeon poop, the people of Phoenix could not walk on the sidewalks,
or drive on the roads. It was costing a fortune to keep the streets and
sidewalks clean.
One day a man came to City Hall and offered the Mayor a proposition. "I can
rid your beautiful city of its plague of pigeons without cost to the city.
But, you must promise not to ask me any questions. Or, you can pay me one
million dollars to ask one question."
The mayor considered the offer briefly and accepted the free proposition.
The next day the man climbed to the top of City Hall, opened his coat,
and released a blue pigeon. The blue pigeon circled in the air and flew up
into the bright blueArizona sky. All the pigeons in Phoenix saw the blue
pigeon and gathered up behind the blue pigeon. ThePhoenix pigeons followed
the blue pigeon as she flew southward out of the city.
The next day the blue pigeon returned completely alone to the man atop City
Hall.
The Mayor was very impressed. He thought the man and the blue pigeon had
performed a wonderful miraculous feat to rid Phoenix of the plague of
pigeons. Even though the man with the pigeon had charged nothing, the mayor
presented him with a check for 1 million dollars and told the man that,
indeed, he did have a question to ask and even though they had agreed to no
fee and the man had rid the city of pigeons, he decided to pay the 1 million
just to get to ask ONE question. The man accepted the money and told the
mayor to ask his question.
Do you think he is going to ask where the pigeons went?
Do you think he is going to asked where he got the blue pigeon?
Noooooooo ! This will get a smile out of you!
The mayor asked: "Do you have a blue Mexican?"
The mayor of Phoenix was very worried about a plague of pigeons in
Phoenix. He could not remove the pigeons from the city. All of Phoenix was
full of pigeon poop, the people of Phoenix could not walk on the sidewalks,
or drive on the roads. It was costing a fortune to keep the streets and
sidewalks clean.
One day a man came to City Hall and offered the Mayor a proposition. "I can
rid your beautiful city of its plague of pigeons without cost to the city.
But, you must promise not to ask me any questions. Or, you can pay me one
million dollars to ask one question."
The mayor considered the offer briefly and accepted the free proposition.
The next day the man climbed to the top of City Hall, opened his coat,
and released a blue pigeon. The blue pigeon circled in the air and flew up
into the bright blueArizona sky. All the pigeons in Phoenix saw the blue
pigeon and gathered up behind the blue pigeon. ThePhoenix pigeons followed
the blue pigeon as she flew southward out of the city.
The next day the blue pigeon returned completely alone to the man atop City
Hall.
The Mayor was very impressed. He thought the man and the blue pigeon had
performed a wonderful miraculous feat to rid Phoenix of the plague of
pigeons. Even though the man with the pigeon had charged nothing, the mayor
presented him with a check for 1 million dollars and told the man that,
indeed, he did have a question to ask and even though they had agreed to no
fee and the man had rid the city of pigeons, he decided to pay the 1 million
just to get to ask ONE question. The man accepted the money and told the
mayor to ask his question.
Do you think he is going to ask where the pigeons went?
Do you think he is going to asked where he got the blue pigeon?
Noooooooo ! This will get a smile out of you!
The mayor asked: "Do you have a blue Mexican?"
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quote:Originally posted by Dakota308
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sorry this is the only blue person i could find but he was insulted that a mexican took his job.
they took yer jobbbbb![:D]0
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