4 Presidents visit the Wizard

A Visit With The Wizard

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Four United States Presidents get caught up in a tornado, and off they whirled to the Land of OZ.
They finally made it to the Emerald City and went to find the Great Wizard.

As they stepped into the audience hall a voice boomed out, "What brings the four of you before the great Wizard of Oz?"

First, Jimmy Carter stepped forward timidly and mumbled, "I've come to g-get some c-c-courage."

"And so you shall have it", cried the Wizard, "Who is next?"



That's when Richard Nixon stepped forward saying, "Well, I'm not a crook, but I think I need a heart."

"Done!" says the Wizard, "Who comes next before the Great and Powerful Oz?"


Well sir, up stepped good old George W. Bush and said, "I'm told by the American people that (heh, heh)...well, that I need a brain."

"A simple matter" boomed the Wizard, "Consider it done."
"And, what is this final supplicant here to get?"


Then there is a great silence in the hall.
Bill Clinton is just standing there, looking around, but he doesn't say a word.
He looks, smiling, all around the hall, and fiddles with a cigar, but says nothing.

Irritated, the Wizard finally shouts, "Well, what is it that you want?"



Bill clears the frog in his throat and says, "I uhh...well I was just wonderin'...is Dorothy around here someplace?"