Turnpike Traffic Jam!
Driver approaching Turnpike toll booth surprised to
find traffic backed up a mile in both directions, all Lanes.
He spots a trooper walking his way so he rolls down
his window and asks what the holdup is.
Trooper informs him the toll booth received a message
from a mid East terrorists group saying they had
kidnapped Hillary, Rosie O'Donnel, & Al Sharpton.
If they don't have $10 million ransom by 7am tomorrow
the hostages will be doused with gasoline and set
afire.
"That's terrible!" the driver exclaims. " May I ask
how much everyone is donating?"
Trooper tells him it's hard to be precise, but he'd
guess it averages out at about a gallon per person.
find traffic backed up a mile in both directions, all Lanes.
He spots a trooper walking his way so he rolls down
his window and asks what the holdup is.
Trooper informs him the toll booth received a message
from a mid East terrorists group saying they had
kidnapped Hillary, Rosie O'Donnel, & Al Sharpton.
If they don't have $10 million ransom by 7am tomorrow
the hostages will be doused with gasoline and set
afire.
"That's terrible!" the driver exclaims. " May I ask
how much everyone is donating?"
Trooper tells him it's hard to be precise, but he'd
guess it averages out at about a gallon per person.
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I've got a couple gallons [:D][:D] 0 -
I'll give'um my "card" they can MAX-IT-OUT, as long as it's to burn those arses up! 0 -
ka-POOF** 0
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