My new car just wrecked but I love it
I bought a new Lexus 350!
However I returned to the dealer yesterday because I couldn't get the radio to work.
The salesman explained that the radio was voice activated: "Nelson," the salesman said to the radio.
The Radio replied, "Ricky or Willie?"
"Willie!" he continued and "On The Road Again" came from the speakers.
Then he said, "Ray Charles!", and in an instant "Georgia On My Mind" replaced Willie Nelson.
I drove away happy. Every time I say, "Beethoven," I get beautiful classical music, and if I say, "Beatles," I get one of their awesome songs.
Today, a couple ran a red light and nearly creamed my new car, but I swerved in time to avoid them. I yelled, "Ass Holes!"
Immediately the French National Anthem began to play, sung by Jane Fonda and Barbara Streisand, backed up by Michael Moore and The Dixie Chicks, with John Kerry on guitar, Al Gore on drums, Dan Rather on harmonica, Nancy Pelosi on tambourine, Harry Reid on spoons, Bill Clinton on sax and Ted Kennedy on scotch.
Damn, I LOVE this car!
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However I returned to the dealer yesterday because I couldn't get the radio to work.
The salesman explained that the radio was voice activated: "Nelson," the salesman said to the radio.
The Radio replied, "Ricky or Willie?"
"Willie!" he continued and "On The Road Again" came from the speakers.
Then he said, "Ray Charles!", and in an instant "Georgia On My Mind" replaced Willie Nelson.
I drove away happy. Every time I say, "Beethoven," I get beautiful classical music, and if I say, "Beatles," I get one of their awesome songs.
Today, a couple ran a red light and nearly creamed my new car, but I swerved in time to avoid them. I yelled, "Ass Holes!"
Immediately the French National Anthem began to play, sung by Jane Fonda and Barbara Streisand, backed up by Michael Moore and The Dixie Chicks, with John Kerry on guitar, Al Gore on drums, Dan Rather on harmonica, Nancy Pelosi on tambourine, Harry Reid on spoons, Bill Clinton on sax and Ted Kennedy on scotch.
Damn, I LOVE this car!
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That was GRRRRREAT! 0 -
Now that's just funny, I don't care who yo uare...[:D] 0 -
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Classic!!!!! Did you just make that up?[:D][:D][:D] 0 -
I agree Classic.... 0 -
Sorry folks I got it in a email and I had to share, [:D][:)][:0] 0 -
now thats a GOOD ONE!!!!!!! 0 -
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...That's better than the first version I heard a few years ago.
...Something about a kid throwing a snowball at the car and the driver screaming out the window "you little ass farking punk".....and Michael Jackson comes on the radio.0 -
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