Words of Wisdom
Just read this on a lady friends BLOG and had to share.....[8D]
1. As John Steinbeck once said: Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.
2. If you find yourself in a fair fight, your tactics will get you killed.
3. I carry a gun because a cop is too heavy.
4. When seconds count, the cops are always just minutes away.
5. A reporter did a human-interest piece on the Texas Rangers. The reporter recognized the Colt Model 1911 the Ranger was carrying and asked him; "Why do you carry a .45?" The Ranger responded, "Because they don't make a .46."
6. An armed man will kill an unarmed man with monotonous regularity.
7. The old sheriff was attending an awards dinner when a woman commented on his wearing his sidearm. "Sheriff, I see you have your pistol. Are you expecting trouble?" "No Ma'am. If I were expecting trouble, I would have brought my rifle."
8. Beware the man who only has one gun. HE PROBABLY KNOWS HOW TO USE IT!!!
9. The primary purpose of a side arm is to protect you until you can get to a rifle or shotgun.
10. I was once asked by a lady visiting if I had a gun in the house. I said I did. She said "Well I certainly hope it isn't loaded!" To which I said, of course it's loaded, it can't work without bullets! She then asked, "Are you that afraid of some one evil coming into your house?" My reply was, "No not at all. I'm not afraid of the house catching fire either, but I have fire extinguishers around, and they are all loaded too."
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1. As John Steinbeck once said: Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.
2. If you find yourself in a fair fight, your tactics will get you killed.
3. I carry a gun because a cop is too heavy.
4. When seconds count, the cops are always just minutes away.
5. A reporter did a human-interest piece on the Texas Rangers. The reporter recognized the Colt Model 1911 the Ranger was carrying and asked him; "Why do you carry a .45?" The Ranger responded, "Because they don't make a .46."
6. An armed man will kill an unarmed man with monotonous regularity.
7. The old sheriff was attending an awards dinner when a woman commented on his wearing his sidearm. "Sheriff, I see you have your pistol. Are you expecting trouble?" "No Ma'am. If I were expecting trouble, I would have brought my rifle."
8. Beware the man who only has one gun. HE PROBABLY KNOWS HOW TO USE IT!!!
9. The primary purpose of a side arm is to protect you until you can get to a rifle or shotgun.
10. I was once asked by a lady visiting if I had a gun in the house. I said I did. She said "Well I certainly hope it isn't loaded!" To which I said, of course it's loaded, it can't work without bullets! She then asked, "Are you that afraid of some one evil coming into your house?" My reply was, "No not at all. I'm not afraid of the house catching fire either, but I have fire extinguishers around, and they are all loaded too."
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"Remove all warning labels and let nature take its course". I just read that and think it makes a lot of sense.[:)][:)] 0 -
This was sent by a friend:
A few words of wisdom.
I would rather be your friend, but if you are not interested in that, Iam prepared to be a capable and efficient enemy. - Jeff Cooper
This is the law:
The purpose of fighting is to win. There is no possible victory in defense.
The sword is more important than the shield and skill is more importantthan either.
The final weapon is the brain. All else is supplemental." -- John
Steinbeck
1- Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he's too old to fight, he'll just kill you.
2- If you find yourself in a fair fight, your tactics suck.
3- I carry a gun, 'cause a cop is too heavy. (Gotta love this one!!)
4- America is not at war. The U.S. Military is at war. America is at
the mall. (Ain't this the gospel truth!)
5- When seconds count, the cops are just minutes away. (Yep, time it
some time, but shoot first - then call 911).
6- A reporter did a human interest piece on the Texas Rangers.
The reporter recognized the Colt Model 1911 the Ranger was carrying
and asked him "Why do you carry a .45?". The Ranger responded with, "Because they don't make a .46."
7- An armed man will kill an unarmed man with monotonous regularity.
8- The old sheriff was attending an awards dinner when a lady commented on his wearing his sidearm. "Sheriff, I see you have your pistol. Are you expecting trouble?" "No Ma'am. If I were expecting trouble, I would have brought my shotgun."
9- Beware the man who only has one gun. He probably knows how to use
it!
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My sister and I were discussing the Democrats and she had this to say. Pretty good, if you ask me!
"If Obama does what he has promised, the Democrats are finished. If Obama doesn't do what he has promised, the Democrats are finished."
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Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change! The courage to change the things I cannot accept! The wisdom to hide the bodies of those people I had to kill today because they Ticked me off! Also, help me to be careful of the toes I step on today as they may be connected to the Butt that I may have to kiss tomorrow!
Help me to always give 100% at work...
12% on Monday
23% on Tuesday
40% on Wednesday
20% on Thursday
5% on Fridays
Help me to remember.... When I am having a really bad day, and it seems that people are trying to Tick me off, That it takes 42 muscles to frown, and only 4 to extend my fingers and tell them to Buzz Off!
"A wise man is a man that realizes just how little he knows"0 -
Never pick up a hitch hiker who wears an orange jumpsuit or a hospital gown. Never keep birtday candles and firecrackers in same box. Anyone got any more tips? 0 -
Sometimes you will cry and no one will see your tears...Sometimes you will laugh and no one will see you smile...Sometimes you will fear and no one will see you shudder...Sometimes you will lie and no one will catch you...Sometimes you will fall and no one sees you struggle...Sometimes you will be late and no one seems to notice...But fart just one time....
12 things NOT to say to a police officer 1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. (This is OK in Texas)2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detectorwasn't plugged in.3. Aren't you the guy from the Village People?4. Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keepup with me. Good job!5. Are You Andy or Barney?6. I thought you had to be in relatively good physicalcondition to be a police officer.7. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?8. I pay your salary!9. Gee, Officer! That's terrific. The last officeronly gave me a warning, too!10. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, justso one of us does.11. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, Iknow there are no other cars around. That's how farahead of me they are.12. When the Officer says "Gee Son....Your eyes lookred, have you been drinking?" You probably shouldn'trespond with,"Gee Officer your eyes look glazed,have you been eating doughnuts?"
FOR ALL OF US WHO WILL NEVER MAKE "WHO WANTS TO BE AMILLIONAIRE" TELEVISION PROGRAM HERE IS THE WORLD'SEASIEST QUIZ. (Passing requires 8 correct answers)1) How long did the Hundred Years War last?2) Which country makes Panama hats?3) From which animal do we get catgut?4) In which month do Russians celebrate the October Revolution?5) What is a camel's hair brush made of?6) The Canary Islands in the Pacific are named after what animal?7) What was King George VI's first name?8) What color is a purple finch?9) Where are Chinese gooseberries from?10) How long did the Thirty Years War last? All done? Check your answers below! >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ANSWERS TO THE QUIZ1) How long did the Hundred Years War last? 116 years2) Which country makes Panama hats? Ecuador3) From which animal do we get cat gut? Sheep and Horses4) In which month do Russians celebrate the October Revolution? November5) What is a camel's hair brush made of? Squirrel fur6) The Canary Islands in the Pacific are named after what animal? Dogs7) What was King George VI's first name? Albert8) What color is a purple finch? Crimson9) Where are Chinese gooseberries from? New Zealand10) How long did the Thirty Years War last? Thirty years WHAT DO YOU MEAN !!! YOU FLUNKED!????
"Mommy said there were no real monsters but there are..." [This message has been edited by thesupermonkey (edited 09-24-2001).]0 -
10- Never trust a fart 0 -
I gotta remember #3 for next time somebody asks.
#7 is good, too.0 -
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I like 1 an 3.Good ones[^] 0 -
i like #10
i have heard on at least one occasion of a man who walked into a courthouse wearing his holsters. unarmed. but he had a jackass shoulder rig with one under each arm. one in the small of his back and one on his ankle.
to me this is pointless. what when a gun runs out of ammo you throw it away and grab another? you only have so many hands.
one weapon is fine. an second back up is good. 3 i just dont get it0
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