"Starting a religion: need your help"
A buddy sent me this - thought I'd throw it out to you Yahoos for some ideas.
Remember how successful Kwanzaa has been.
Probably should be gun based.
He wrote:
I'm thinking of starting up my own One True Religion (although I'm thinking of going with something like "1TrueReligion" for marketing purposes), and I'm wanting some advice...
1) What should we believe in?
2) How many holidays can we get away with taking, and when should they be?
3) Would you be interested in joining my religion? The more people we have, the easier time we'd probably have with creating new holidays
... this is almost too god to be true!
[:D]
Remember how successful Kwanzaa has been.
Probably should be gun based.
He wrote:
I'm thinking of starting up my own One True Religion (although I'm thinking of going with something like "1TrueReligion" for marketing purposes), and I'm wanting some advice...
1) What should we believe in?
2) How many holidays can we get away with taking, and when should they be?
3) Would you be interested in joining my religion? The more people we have, the easier time we'd probably have with creating new holidays
... this is almost too god to be true!
[:D]
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1. Indulge the flesh. This is always a popular and well receive belief.
2. At least 4 holidays to start. You can add more as you go. One of which is of course opening day of your hunting/fishing season of choice. Spring and Summer are good times for holidays.
3. No thanks on joining, I'm good.0 -
Churchs are real popular with the IRS right now. Maybe you could believe in some type of accounting God. 0 -
You could start a Cult....with any specific brand of firearm as the
deity....oh wait, there is one already that worships the Glock. [;)]
As for me, I stick with the one true God and leave it at that...0 -
quote:Originally posted by zipperzap
A buddy sent me this - thought I'd throw it out to you Yahoos for some ideas.
Remember how successful Kwanzaa has been. (Yes, totally successful)
Probably should be gun based.
He wrote:
I'm thinking of starting up my own One gunTrue Religion (although I'm thinking of going with something like "1gunTrueReligion" for marketing purposes), and I'm wanting some advice...
1) What should we believe in? Hi-Point MOA
2) How many holidays can we get away with taking, and when should they be? 104 (two per week)
3) Would you be interested in joining my religion? The more people we have, the easier time we'd probably have with creating new holidays (No thanks, I hate religion)
... this is almost too god to be true![:D]
Um, not really.0 -
quote:Originally posted by William81
You could start a Cult....with any specific brand of firearm as the
deity....oh wait, there is one already that worships the Glock. [;)]
As for me, I stick with the one true God and leave it at that...
i believe in JMB!!![:D]0
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