Prison vs. Work - The Difference

Just in case you ever get these two environments mixed up, This should make things a little bit clearer.

PRISON
You spend the majority of your time in a 10X10 cell

WORK
you spend the majority of your time in an 6X6 cubicle /office


PRISON
You get three meals a day fully paid for

WORK
you get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it


PRISON
You get time off for good behavior

WORK
you get more work for good behavior


PRISON
The guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you

WORK
You must often carry a security card and open all the doors for yourself


PRISON
You can watch TV and play games

WORK
you could get fired for watching TV and playing games


PRISON
You get your own toilet

WORK
you have to share the toilet with Some people who pee on the seat


PRISON
They allow your family and friends to visit

WORK
you aren't even supposed to speak To your family


PRISON
All expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no work required

WORK
you get to pay all your expenses to go To work, and they deduct taxes from Your salary to pay for prisoners


PRISON
You spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out

WORK
you spend most of your time wanting To get out and go inside bars


PRISON
You must deal with sadistic wardens

WORK
They are called managers


Now get back to work. You're not getting paid to check emails!