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Fatstrat
To start: Rocker Ozzy Ozborne is known for drenching himself w/a bucket of water onstage. Often several times during a concert.
Insider's say that he does so because he's incontinent. And denching ALL his clothing hides the fact that he pees his pants onstage.
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  • Fatstrat
    Here's another.
    The time honored Japanese sport of Sumo Wrestling is said to be dying out in modern day Japan.
    Part of the reason is thought to be that modern Japanese youth's are balking at some of the traditional training requirements.
    These being that they must apprentice under a Sumo master for several years. During which time they are basically his slaves. providing such services as wiping the rotund masters butt after he's had a BM!
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  • Rockatansky
    I have ten toes and my ears are fuzzy.
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  • Colt Super
    Pretty "sneaky".

    Doug
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  • fishermanben
    Best men stand to the right of the bride and groom so that their sword hands are free in case the bride's family comes to take her back.

    Ben
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  • nemesisenforcer
    The average Berlin apartment buiding after being bombed in WWII yielded 12.5 cubic meters of rubble.
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  • Rockatansky
    Marilyn Monroe had six toes on one foot.
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  • needmyguns
    SOMETIMES IF YOU FART TO HARD YOU CAN SOIL YOURSELF
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  • Rockatansky
    quote:Originally posted by Doug Wilson
    Pretty "sneaky".

    Doug


    Is that a piece of useless info? [;)]
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  • big mango
    Tuberculosis outbreak blamed on stripper

    Dozens treated in St. Maarten after dancer diagnosed with disease

    Updated: 9:26 p.m. ET Oct. 20, 2007

    PHILIPSBURG, St. Maarten - Dozens of people in St. Maarten are being treated for latent tuberculosis after health officials warned that they may have been exposed to the illness by a stripper infected with an active form of the disease.

    At least 40 people tested positive after the health department treated an exotic dancer from the Dominican Republic several months ago and sent her home, according to a government news release issued Friday.

    Health officials struggled to identify those exposed, launching a public campaign to urge anyone who had contact with the woman to seek treatment. They now believe they have identified everyone infected.

    Tuberculosis is caused by airborne bacteria that attack the lungs and can be fatal. People with latent tuberculosis do not feel sick and present no symptoms, but are at risk of contracting the full disease, according to the U.S.
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  • MVP
    I try to retain only useful information so don't get mad at me for this addition.
    "An AR15 is a much better rifle than an AK47"
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  • Idahobound
    My mail just got here
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  • bgjohn
    quote:Originally posted by Rockatansky
    Marilyn Monroe had six toes on one foot.


    She did NOT!
    JM
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  • bgjohn
    quote:Originally posted by needmyguns
    SOMETIMES IF YOU FART TO HARD YOU CAN SOIL YOURSELF


    This one is TRUE!
    JM[:D]
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  • bgjohn
    The average "Boner" IS long enough and LASTS long enough!
    JM[8)]
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  • slipgate
    quote:Originally posted by bgjohn
    quote:Originally posted by needmyguns
    SOMETIMES IF YOU FART TO HARD YOU CAN SOIL YOURSELF


    This one is TRUE!
    JM[:D]


    It's called a, "Shart".
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  • Rockatansky
    Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.
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  • Idahobound
    It is windy today in Cheyenne, Wait it is always windy in Cheyenne
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  • bgjohn
    quote:Originally posted by big800
    It is windy today in Cheyenne, Wait it is always windy in Cheyenne


    It was soooo windy that..............?
    JM
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  • Rockatansky
    quote:Originally posted by bgjohn
    quote:Originally posted by big800
    It is windy today in Cheyenne, Wait it is always windy in Cheyenne


    It was soooo windy that..............?
    JM


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  • bpost
    it is raining here
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  • oldnbald
    There are no curse words in the Japanese language.
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  • 11BravoCrunchie
    I had 3 new skin cells today.
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  • tobefree
    quote:Originally posted by Rockatansky
    Marilyn Monroe had six toes on one foot.


    Eleven toes up and ten toes down just don't sound right!!! I don't care how hot she was!!!
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  • givette
    Frogs close their eyes when they swallow. My G/F told me that. Joe
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  • Odawgp
    .
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  • needmyguns
    cats farts stink but you cant hear them
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  • mongrel1776
    You can't keep your eyes open when you sneeze.

    It's raining here, too.

    My dogs need baths.
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  • givette
    Did you know humans experience momentary paralysis when they sneeze?
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  • Idahobound
    It is 5:25 P.M. Here
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  • fivefivesix
    In Soviet Russia, forum post you!
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