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ecyrbrc
How to Install a Home Security System.


1. Go to a second-hand store and buy a
pair of men's used size 14-16 work boots.


2. Place them on your front porch, along with several
empty beer cans, a copy of Guns & Ammo magazine and
several NRA magazines.

3. Put a few giant dog dishes
next to the boots and magazine.


4. Leave a note on your door that reads:
Hey Bubba, Big Jim, Duke and Slim, I went to the gun
shop for more ammunition. Back in an hour. Don't mess
with the pit bulls -- they attacked the mailman this
morning and messed him up real bad. I don't think Killer
took part in it but it was hard to tell from all the blood.

PS - I locked all four of 'em in the house. Better wait
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  • ecyrbrc
    HOW TO INSTALL A HOME SECURITY SYSTEM



    1. Go to a second-hand store and buy a pair of men's used size
    14-16 work boots.



    2. Place them on your front porch, along with a copy of Guns &
    Ammo magazine and your NRA magazine.



    3. Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazines.



    4. Leave a note on your door that reads:



    Hey Bubba,



    Big Jim, Duke and Slim, & I went for more ammunition.
    Back in an hour.
    Don't mess with the pit bulls --
    they attacked the mailman this morning and messed him up real
    bad. I don't think Killer took part in it but it was hard to tell
    from all the blood. Anyways, I locked all four of 'em in the house.

    Better wait outside.
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  • kristov
    You forgot the empty tins of dip.
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  • jwb267
    might work[:)]
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  • LaidbackDan
    Cheaper way:

    a piece of chalk

    A buddy willing to be traced with a outline lying on the porch holding a crowbar

    Red paint
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  • acm1288
    5. Spent shotgun shells on the walkway and about 5 yards down the driveway; a good amount of blood
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