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I think I caught the priapism!

GuvamintCheese
Now what?....(3hrs, 46min)
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  • jimdeere
    Cut back on your Cialis. Oh, yeah, and now would be a good time to ask your wife if you can buy that new gun.[8D]
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  • jimbowby
    [8D]--Wear Boxer shorts on your way to the Doc---

    --[:o)][:o)]--JIMBO
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  • 65gto389
    cartod: I think your wife should be the one you tell. [;)]



    Perhaps a trip to home depot to buy a trojan hefty garbage bag is in order? [?]
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  • guns-n-painthorses
    It's a rare event....see your doctor[:D]


    Got Guns?
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  • bingeebob
    ummm. get off the computer and get busy!

    no really, a "friend" of mine, may or may not have at one point in time possibly in mexico for some unknown reason taken a couple generic "viagra"... "he" had a woody all day, it went away eventually... or so he said... i wouldent know...
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  • gun_runner
    Go get yourself a blow up doll and a salsburry steak tv dinner and have a ball................
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  • dheffley
    quote:Originally posted by cartod
    Now what?....(3hrs, 46min)


    Use it or loose it! I told Sandy if it happened to me, she'd be the one going to the hospital, not me![}:)]
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  • LaidbackDan
    What are you using for bait?
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  • AZEX
    smack it with a hammer, it'll go down.

    D.
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  • tccox
    Are you going blind yet???Tom I really hate it when people show off like like that>T
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  • D1
    You can sure nuff bet that if I ever got one that lasted 4 hours I'd be at the hospital shwing it to every nurse there.
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  • reloader44mag
    Nice catch my wife sez they are good eatin
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  • Ramtinxxl
    What goes up must come down, or so I've always heard.

    Do we have an update? Or would that be a DOWNdate?
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  • Warpig883
    Don't let select-fire's dog see it.
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  • He Dog
    Double your pleasure
    Double your fun
    Shack up with two girls
    it's more fun than one.
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  • drobs
    I hear they use a large needle to get it to go down.
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  • rider
    I don't understand...........

    rider
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  • mateomasfeo
    Get out your Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader poster and do what comes naturally!
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  • 1911a1-fan
    3hrs 46 minutes, hell i'm going on 25 years
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  • dcon12
    quote:Originally posted by mateomasfeo


    Get out your Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader poster and do what comes naturally!




    That would damn sure shrink it. Don
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  • dolfan
    Are you serious?? If not, check this out from Web MD:

    Erectile Dysfunction: Priapism
    Priapism is a persistent, usually painful, erection that lasts for more than four hours and occurs without sexual stimulation. The condition develops when blood in the BallPark Frank becomes trapped and unable to drain. If the condition is not treated immediately, it can lead to scarring and permanent erectile dysfunction.

    What Causes Priapism?
    Sickle cell anemia: Some cases of priapism are the result of sickle-cell disease.
    Comment: You don't "sound" black to me.

    Medications: A common cause of priapism is the use and/or misuse of medications. Drugs that may cause priapism include Desyrel, used to treat depression, or Thorazine, used to treat certain mental illnesses. Comment: Sometimes, you do seem a little off your meds.

    Other causes of priapism include:

    Black widow spider bites Comment: Have a bite job lately?
    Carbon monoxide poisoning Comment: Buy a new muffler.
    Illicit drug use, such as marijuana and cocaine Comment: Smoke a little ganja...snort a line or two???

    How Is Priapism Diagnosed?
    If you experience priapism, it is important that you seek medical care immediately. Comment: No joke, see your Doctor asap!
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  • Warpig883
    Did you get this thing beat err licked err taken care off.

    I heard the best cure was to soak it in cider.
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  • LKB3rd
    quote:Originally posted by dheffley
    quote:Originally posted by cartod
    Now what?....(3hrs, 46min)


    Use it or loose it! I told Sandy if it happened to me, she'd be the one going to the hospital, not me![}:)]

    LOL! That's good.
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  • D1
    quote:Originally posted by reloader44mag
    Nice catch my wife sez they are good eatin


    I like your wife!
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  • bamafan
    At three hours and 59 minutes into the action, Matty's wife would say, " Hold on, I'm almost there."[:D][;)]
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  • He Dog
    quote:Illicit drug use, such as marijuana

    Jeez, all those years I had the wrong dealer?[:(]
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  • LesWVa
    Priapism ... Dang .. I had to look that up..


    "Priapism is the occurrence of any persistent erection for more than four hours duration in the absence of sexual stimulation. Priapism is named after Priapus, the Greek god of fertility, and the son of Aphrodite, the goddess of love. He was apparently an ugly, satyrlike man with enormous genitalia. He was the god of gardens, bees, goats, and sheep. According to the story, Priapus had a huge tongue, a fat belly, and his BallPark Frank was so large that he was restricted to the position of scarecrow in the fields."

    Goats, Sheep, Scarecrows??

    Catrod What they you been doing??
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  • Talented
    Man !!! You need to cut open some veins in the...""Thinggy" and drain it reallly quick.
    Seriously,but i know it sounds fishy...But it's nevertheless the trueth.
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  • Captplaid
    Prayer sent.
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  • iluvguns
    quote:Prayer sent.

    For who? Cartod or his wife? [:D]
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