who here has been tazzed ?
i went to a family party of a life long friend yesterday and one of his cousins had a tazzer, the kind that shoots out a wire with a prong on it. well this family is kinda crazy so they were all tazzering each other. even some of the aunts !!! they asked if i wanted to try but i said no. well, the media makes these things out to be torture but they all looked like they were having fun.
i wish now i had tried it
"DONT TAZE ME BRO"
i wish now i had tried it
"DONT TAZE ME BRO"
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quote:Originally posted by Marc1301
It's less by many times, than the current in joules required to initiate atrial fibrillation.
Not to say that someone with a bizarre cardiac issue,......especially if cranked up at the time, couldn't be possibly induced into it.
Your stuff though,........better watch your azz, you can throw the heart into several disturbing rhythms with that, just as what I posted.
Couple of times, I have set, and taken my pulse, to be sure, after my teeth stopped smoking![:D][8D]
That would explain the unwhiliness I had to pick the eletrode holder back up after a few of those hit's.[8D]0 -
Your "figure",.......that's gotta hurt![:D] 0 -
A cattle prod is only 9000 volts. It's not too bad.
Ben0 -
COME ON WERE IS NUNN WHEN WE NEED HIM TELLS HOW DOES IT FEEL..[:p] 0 -
No taser, only Mace, and that sucked[V] 0 -
I put on my dog's electric fence collar and ran through the invisible fence. If my dog was going to get shocked, I had to try it to see how bad it was. 0 -
People have been killed by low voltage electric fences and tools.
Your current draw in amperes, depends on body contact resistance and body electrical resistance in ohms.
I knew a maint. man who tested for 110 or 220vac by grabbing the wires and laughing at the surprised faces.0 -
One night I came home to my parents house half drunk, kicked off my flip flops, and walked into the family room. I could hear the stove fan running, so I walked into the kitchen to turn it off. I turned the knob, and when there should have been a "click" it did not. It just kind of "free turned". So I took the knob off of it to make sure it wasn't stripped.
So, standing there barefoot on tile, I push on that bar, and the little sucker shorts out. 220 BAM!!! Burned the crap out of my index finger, and thumb.
Ben0 -
GUESS NUNN'S BUSY "TASERING" HIMSELF AND WILL REPORT INTO US LATER...
MEANWHILE, BACK AT THE RANCH.....
READ THIS ONE , KINDA RELATED TO OUR SUBJECT HERE...
Copper thief "charred beyond recognition" STORY / POST RE: - THIEVES
NEW POST IN GENERAL DISCUSSION FORUM...0 -
jerusalem people...you did this to yourself to see if it hurt? did you hit yourself in the finger with a hammer too?
I licked a 9volt battery once to see if it had a charge.....0 -
never been tasered but this email came in. may or may not be true but was funny
A guy who purchased his lovely wife
> a pocket Taser for
> their anniversary submitted this : Last weekend at
> Larry's Pistol & Pawn
> Shop I was looking for a little something extra for
> my wife Toni. What I
> came across was a 100,000-volt pocket/purse-sized
> taser. The effects of
> the taser were supposed to be short lived, with no
> long-term adverse
> affect on an assailant. The idea is to allow my wife
> -- who would never
> consider a gun, adequate time to retreat to safety.
>
> WAY TOO COOL!!
>
> Long story short, I bought the device and brought it
> home. I loaded in
> two triple-a batteries and pushed the button.
> Nothing!
>
> I was --- disappointed. But then I read (yes,
> 'read') that if I pushed
> the button AND pressed it against a metal surface at
> the same time; I'd
> get the blue arch of electricity darting back and
> forth between the
> prongs and I'd know it was working.
>
> Awesome!!! (Actually, I have yet to explain to Toni
> what that burn spot
> is on the face of her microwave). Okay, so I was
> home alone with this
> new toy, thinking to myself that it couldn't be all
> that bad with only
> two triple-a batteries, right?!! There I sat in my
> recliner, my cat
> Gracie looking on intently (trusting little soul)
> while I was reading
> the directions and thinking that I really needed to
> try this thing out
> on a flesh and blood moving target. I must admit I
> thought about zapping
> Gracie (for a fraction of a second) and thought
> better of it. She is
> such a sweet cat. But, if I was going to give this
> thing to my wife to
> protect herself against a mugger, I did want some
> assurance that it
> would work as advertised. Am I wrong?
>
> So, there I sat in a pair of shorts and a tank top
> with my reading
> glasses perched delicately on the bridge of my nose,
> directions in one
> hand, and taser in the other. The directions said
> that a one-second
> burst would shock and disorient your assailant; a
> two-second burst was
> supposed to cause muscle spasms and a major loss of
> bodily control; a
> three-second burst would purportedly make your
> assailant flop on the
> ground like a fish out of water.
> Any burst longer than three seconds would be wasting
> the batteries. So,
> I'm sitting there alone, Gracie looking on with her
> head cocked to one
> side as to say, "don't do it,"
>
> reasoning that a one-second burst from such a tiny
> little ole thing
> couldn't hurt all that bad. I decided to give myself
> a one-second burst
> just for the heck of it. I touched the prongs to my
> naked thigh, pushed
> the button, and HOLY MOTHER OF GOD,WEAPONS OF MASS
> DESTRUCTION.
>
> I'm pretty sure Jessie Ventura ran in through the
> side door, picked me
> up in the recliner, and body slammed us both on the
> carpet, over and
> over and over again. I vaguely recall waking up on
> my side in the fetal
> position, with tears in my eyes, body soaking wet,
> both nipples on fire,
> testicles nowhere to be found, with my left arm
> tucked under my body in
> the oddest position, and tingling in my legs. You
> should know, if you
> ever feel compelled to "mug"
>
> yourself with a taser,
>
> that there is no such thing as a one-second burst
> when you zap yourself.
>
>
> You will not let go of that thing until it is
> dislodged from your hand
> by a violent thrashing about on the floor.
>
> SON-OF-A-... that hurt like hell!!! A minute or so
> later (I can't be
> sure, as time was a relative thing at that point), I
> collected what
> little wits I had left, sat up and surveyed the
> landscape. My bent
> reading glasses were on the mantel of the fireplace.
> How did they up get
> there??? My triceps, right thigh and both nipples
> were still twitching.
>
> My face felt like it had been shot up with Novocain,
> and my bottom lip
> weighed 88 lbs. I'm still looking for my testicles!!
>
>
> I'm offering a significant reward for their safe
> return. Still in shock,
>
>
> Earl0
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