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Golfing Autopsy


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Harold was teeing off from the back tees. On his down-swing, he suddenly

realized that his wife, Judy, was about to tee off from the red tees, directly

in his path. Unable to stop his down swing he nailed the ball, hit Judy

directly in the right temple, killing her instantly.



A few days later Harold received a call from the coroner concerning her

autopsy. "Harold, your wife seems to have died from blunt force trauma to the

head. You said you hit a golf ball and struck her in the temple. Is that

correct?"



"Yes sir," Harold replied, "that's correct."



"Well, Harold, I also found a large bruise on Judy's right hip. Do you know

anything about that?"



"Yes sir," Harold said, "That would have been my mulligan."
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  • Laredo Lefty
    Funny.......[:D][:D][:D]
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  • sig232
    [:D][:D][:D]
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  • BT3
    He He He [:D][:D][:D]
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  • Colt Super
    And a "mulligan: would be...???

    Doug
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  • William81
    [8D][:D][:)]
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  • utbrowningman
    quote:Originally posted by Doug Wilson
    And a "mulligan: would be...???
    Doug

    A "redo" if you will. Another shot without counting the first.
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