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Texas logic....

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A Canadian farmer, Osama bin Laden, and a Texas engineer are all working together one day when they come across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it. "I will give each of you one wish, which is three wishes in total" says the Genie.

The Canadian says, "I am a farmer, and my son will also farm. I want the land to be forever fertile in Canada." POOOOFF! With the blink of the Genie's eye, the land in Canada was forever fertile for farming.

Osama bin Laden was amazed, so he said, "I want a wall around Afghanistan, Palestine, Iraq and Iran so that no infidels, Americans or Australians can come into our precious state." POOOFF! Again, with the blink of the Genie's eye, there was a huge wall around those countries.

The Texan says, "I am very curious. Please tell me more about this wall." The Genie explains, "Well, it's about 5000 feet high, 500 feet thick and completely surrounds the country. Nothing can get i n or out; it's virtually impenetrable." The Texan sits down, smiles and says, "Fill it withwater..."
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  • calamitywood
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  • hisbigbootygirl
    too cute.
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  • TooBig
    Works for me[:D][:D][}:)]
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  • rja72
    I heard that but they were Viking, Packers, and Bears fans. The bears fan filled up Wisconsin.
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  • dan kelly
    we can only hope i suppose[}:)]
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  • leftytwoguns
    subtle racism is good for the soul[:)]
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  • ElMuertoMonkey
    quote:Originally posted by leftytwoguns
    subtle racism is good for the soul[:)]
    I disagree - racism is never good...

    ... unless it's in the form of a really hilarious joke![;)][:D][:p]
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  • CHEVELLE427
    [:D][:D]
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