Stupidist thing your boss ever said
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this one is not very funny but actually happened to me
one morning my mother called me, my stepfather had passed away, he was lying in their bed, and she did not know what to do, and was obviously not thinking right and upset, i called my boss and explained the situation, and i was the only person that could help, i was in my car driving to her house, his words where " turn around and get in here, business comes first", i just hung up the phone, next day went to work we never spoke of it, i just lost every bit of respect i had for the man0 -
quote:Stink Foot:
Stupidist thing your boss ever said
Your hired.
Stinkers ... sorry to have to keep interrupting you ...
but I think you mean 'you're' (in this case) ... it's
a conjunction for 'you are' ... just wanted to bring
it to your attention. Nothing personal.
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A former boss, performance review. You only met expectations, so you will get a 2% payraise. Oh, yeah, the folks at home office sent this to you. (Package contained employee of the year award, check) True. 0 -
go ahead! take the company plane.[;)] 0 -
"If there is an explosion, run. If you think of it, stop by the office and let us know, just in case we didn't here it."
His nickname was Dwe (Dick with ears).0 -
my wife was 9 months pregant and my mom was critically ill. my mom died on a tuesday morning, i took the rest of the week off to make funeral arrangements and for the funeral of friday. well sunday my wife had the baby and i took the whole week off. to watch the other children and to help the wife and new baby. when i went back to work the azzhole boss told me that was a really inconvinent time to take off. what an azzhole! 0 -
I had been working shift work at the plant for 19 years and I was just getting tired of it. So I went to the HR Manager and told him I wanted a different job. He said, "sorry, Jim, we just don't have anything right now". As I turned to leave, I mumbled "I'll be a son-of-a-gripe". Hearing that, the manager said "wait a minute, Jim, you can be a supervisor!" 0 -
(This is when I was a mechanic at a semi conductor equipment manufacturing Company)
Dept. head talking to 170 people-
Ok every one listen up! This Saturday and sunday their will be mandatory overtime we need to modify the modifications that have been re-modified for the retrofit modifications that have been modified.
We should have modified red line drawings for you by Monday of next week.
That is no joke!0 -
quote:Originally posted by Zulu7
"That's a pallet of dog food."
My reply: "Ron, I'm stupid...not blind."
LOL ooooooooo thats funny![:D]0 -
quote:Originally posted by cartod
quote:Originally posted by OJMayo
my boss once was a 20 yrd old and i was 22. we were alone in the office after closing and he said "i want you ". we made out a little but that was it. true story. he got fired 3 days later and i have no reason why. i never said anything to anyone. later i wondered if they had cameras in there or something. about 10 years after that i saw him at a restruant with a wife and kids.
Did you just come out of the closet?
WOOHHHHHHHHHHHH NO WONDER IT GOT DESKEETED!!!I mean deleated.[:X][:X]0 -
"If you are on time for a meeting with me, then you are already 5 minutes too late...."
What space/time dimention do you live in?
More productivity sacrificed on the alter of the almighty ego....0 -
quote:Originally posted by rcrxs old lady
"If you are on time for a meeting with me, then you are already 5 minutes too late...."
What space/time dimention do you live in?
More productivity sacrificed on the altar of the almighty ego....0 -
"Hello." 0 -
This is a no skeeter:
"I've been meeting with some very important people, and trust me... (long pause), you're going to like this project."
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You can't retire!!!![:D] 0 -
Irregardless.
I thought to myself, "Wow, did that really come out of her mouth?"0 -
This place would run it's self if they (other mgmt) would just let it.
He was fired 4 weeks ago.0 -
You can trust me. 0 -
"If you people can't get the job done, I'll hire a bunch of college kids part time that will!"
I stood up and said "Then, you'd better get your hiring shoes on!" and got up and left. More than half of the employees in the room followed me out.
A few days later I got a call at home from the boss's boss.
Seems they fired the worthless POS boss, and I was offered his job.
The big boss said he had no idea things were that bad at the company, and he wanted to rebuild the organization.
I declined.0 -
Boss: Will you come back to work?
Me: I don't need that kind of job, I've got a $20.00 guitar and a Basset Hound.0 -
Me: "Boss, the truck needs a oil change"
Boss: "You don't need to change the oil, just keep adding more as it gets low."
later that month...
Me: "Boss, the truck needs a new engine"0 -
This isn't fair, I worked for the Post Office so there were so many it's hard to choose. Maybe the worst was, "It takes less time to deliver in the rain because you are in a hurry to get done."
They are taught many of them & you will often hear such things as "volumn has no effect on delivery time" & no matter how many packages you have they just say "Drop them off on your way by."0 -
"you're going to have to make a choice: Work, or hunting."
as I began to load up my desk, she backed up, and said..."well there's really no reason why you can't do both."
Ben0 -
I have a couple memorable ones,
1.) YOU DONT NEED TO BE WATCHING HIM!
2.) STOP EATING ALL THE NOVELTIES!0 -
"OH,GOD" YOU DID IT JUST LIKE I TOLD YOU TO!!!! 0 -
Dale Holliwell, plant manager of Fruit of the Loom in Jamestown KY while I was employed there, I was present when he and my supervisor were discussing employee attendence. He said, "all you've got to do is look at the stuffty vehicles they drive to work to tell you they don't want to be here". He is a real stuck up meanie. Glad I didn't have to work their for to long before I found better pay else were. 0 -
ok heres another
"What are you, On drugs??"
Hes a renowned coke addict0
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