Doctors' favorite patients
Five surgeons from large US cities were discussing who makes the best patients to operate on.
The surgeon from New York says "I like to see accountants on my operating table because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered."
The surgeon from Chicago responds "Yeah, but you should try electricians! Everything inside of them is color coded."
The surgeon from Dallas says "No, I think librarians are the best, everything is in alphabetical order."
The surgeon from Los Angeles chimes in: "You know, I like construction workers...those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over."
But the surgeon from Washington, DC shut them all up when he observed: "No you're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There's no guts, no heart, no balls, no brain and no spine, and the head and the a$$ are interchangeable."
The surgeon from New York says "I like to see accountants on my operating table because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered."
The surgeon from Chicago responds "Yeah, but you should try electricians! Everything inside of them is color coded."
The surgeon from Dallas says "No, I think librarians are the best, everything is in alphabetical order."
The surgeon from Los Angeles chimes in: "You know, I like construction workers...those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over."
But the surgeon from Washington, DC shut them all up when he observed: "No you're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There's no guts, no heart, no balls, no brain and no spine, and the head and the a$$ are interchangeable."
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