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CRAZY PHILS 675 POST DEAD SQUIRREL WINNER

phillip
Thats right people,A REAL dead squirrel.If your looking for that perfect gift for the man or woman who has everthing,oR Nothing,Look no further. This dead squirrel has all the features your looking for in a dead squirrel.It has Cloudy eyes,Matted hair,Bald spots,Hammer toes,Broken toes And Missing toes.It even has a broken wrist that was repaired just today.Folks,I know what your thinking....Crazy phil has gone crazy...Well ,Your right.I dont mark it up,Just to mark it down,And call it a sale.You nice folks deserve the best.And Im here to give it to ya.This dead squirrel is perfect for that man or woman cave shelf that needs a little something extra.Or how about that bare spot on your dash board?Does the dinner table need a new center piece?Dont let this deal pass you by folks,Cuz once its gone....Its gone.If you are the lucky winner,Ill throw in a pair of velcro claws,AND a magnetic azz.Thats right,A MAGNETIC azz.But thats not all.The first 1000 entries will recieve a FREE wallnut to feed your dead sqirrel.When was the last time you saw these features on a dead squirrel?YOU HAVENT,Thats why you must enter now for a chance to win.AND REMEMBER...Sometimes you may think your crazy....And your probably right. 200 post minimum requirement.Drawing will be held on 7-11-07.Good luck!![:D]


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FASTCARSGOFAST email me ,And you shall recieve your prize.
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  • Cubslover
    So thats.....halfway disturbing.


    Hittin the sauce already Phillip?
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  • phillip
    quote:Originally posted by cubslover
    So thats.....halfway disturbing.


    Hittin the sauce already Phillip?


    LOL[:D] Not a drop....Yet!
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  • Jacob2008
    ENTER ME!!
    PLEASE!
    MEMEMEMM!
    THANKS!!!!!!1
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  • Permanently deleted user
    Throw my name in the hat please!

    I will proudly show it off on my mantle![:D][:D][:D][:D]
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  • matwor
    I'll enter, but if you draw my name please remit prize to bondai, he needs a friend.
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  • EhlerDave
    My wife would hate that, please enter me.[8D]
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  • select-fire
    Enter me.. I will send it to my in-laws..
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  • Cubslover
    quote:Originally posted by matwor
    I'll enter, but if you draw my name please remit prize to bondai, he needs a friend.


    and a mate.[:0]


    and, if that's the case, it had better be a male.
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  • fishkiller41
    Put me in!!
    I have a dead "CHIPMUNK" that could use the companionship..[^]

    Jeff
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  • Colt Super
    This is one I would truly like.

    Please enter my name.

    Thank you for your generosity !!

    ...and your creativity.

    Doug
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  • guntech59
    I'm in!! I love dead squirrels. It's alot more fun if I shoot them myself, though!
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  • LaidbackDan
    Please enter me.
    If I win I plan on removing a Mercedes hood ornament and putting him in it's place, of course my pedestrian aiming ability will be slightly hindered without the finely crafted German sighting device but maybe the little guy could hold a laser sight for me.
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  • D1
    Ehlerdave and selectfire got my comments. Please enter me. And I get a nut too?! How cool is that?
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  • SLIDER-in-KY
    Ehh...Why not??? Toss me in on this one!!
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  • SG_Niner
    Please toss me in! Thanks!
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  • soop
    If I win please address it to my wife.I want to see the look on her face when she opens it.
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  • Permanently deleted user
    Toss my name in the "dead squirrel" hat please.[;)]
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  • LOKO383
    I'm in Phillip, if i win i will give it away again as soon as i get it and we will see how far around the usa we can get the squirell to travel!!!!!!!!!!!!! winner must take a picture post it and send it on in another giveaway!,what ya all think,just a suggestion [:D] Loko[8D]
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  • eastwood44mag
    I like random stuff.

    It'll drive the beagles up a friggin wall[:D]
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  • tapwater
    ...That thing is even sorrier looking than this POS mink that collects dust at my house. It was a road kill, so I think they will get along quite nicely. Toss me in, and I'll add it to my "really crappy taxidermy" collection.

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  • fastcarsgofast
    Throw me in please!!!!
    My kids will love it!!!
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  • grdad45
    I like LOKO's idea! Put me in and I'll pass it on.
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  • phillip
    quote:Originally posted by LOKO383
    I'm in Phillip, if i win i will give it away again as soon as i get it and we will see how far around the usa we can get the squirell to travel!!!!!!!!!!!!! winner must take a picture post it and send it on in another giveaway!,what ya all think,just a suggestion [:D] Loko[8D]



    Sounds good to me[8D]
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  • alledan
    I am in! My new adopted grandsons would love that especially little
    Mikey.
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  • Locust Fork
    Enter me....I would love to set the little booger up to hand out business cards at the store!

    Thanks for the chance!
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  • SCorvers
    must....have......dead......squirrel......please.

    p.s You need to come clean the spit and snot offa my 'pooter.
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  • swamp_thing
    Just broke 200 so please toss me in too. Thanks
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  • BT3
    Always wanted one !!![:D]
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  • Sav99
    Heck yes I could use a dead squirrel. my cat would get a kick out of it. [:p] I'll have a go at it, thanks Phil.
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  • fugawe
    Please toss me in. He would make a good decoy(picturing Bill Murray in Caddyshack). If I win I'll send him on per LOKO383's suggestion.
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