Living the Life of a Redneck
----It is time to change from REDNECK humor to TRUE AMERICAN Humor! Only I don't see it as Humor, but the correct way to LIVE YOUR LIFE! If you feel the same, pass this on to your True American friends. Ya'll know who ya' are...[;)]
You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if: It never occurred to you to be offended by the phrase, "One nation under God."
You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if: You've never protested about seeing the 10 Commandments posted in public places.
You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if: You still say "Christmas" instead of "Winter Festival."
You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if: You bow your head when someone prays.
You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if: You stand, remove your hat and place your hand over your heart when they play the National Anthem.
You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if: You treat Viet Nam vets with great respect, and always have.
You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if: You've never burned an American flag.
You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if: You know what you believe and you aren' t afraid to say so, no matter who is listening.
You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if: You respect your elders and expect your kids to do the same.
You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if: You'd give your last dollar to a friend.
If you got this email from me, it is because I believe that you, like me, have just enough TRUE AMERICAN in you to have the same beliefs as those talked about in this email.
This is excellent, no matter what you deem fit to call it. It is our country, it is our way of LIFE, and I love it. If you agree please keep it going. God Bless the USA !
Git 'r done!
You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if: It never occurred to you to be offended by the phrase, "One nation under God."
You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if: You've never protested about seeing the 10 Commandments posted in public places.
You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if: You still say "Christmas" instead of "Winter Festival."
You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if: You bow your head when someone prays.
You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if: You stand, remove your hat and place your hand over your heart when they play the National Anthem.
You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if: You treat Viet Nam vets with great respect, and always have.
You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if: You've never burned an American flag.
You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if: You know what you believe and you aren' t afraid to say so, no matter who is listening.
You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if: You respect your elders and expect your kids to do the same.
You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if: You'd give your last dollar to a friend.
If you got this email from me, it is because I believe that you, like me, have just enough TRUE AMERICAN in you to have the same beliefs as those talked about in this email.
This is excellent, no matter what you deem fit to call it. It is our country, it is our way of LIFE, and I love it. If you agree please keep it going. God Bless the USA !
Git 'r done!
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Do you know where I can get the Spanish translation for this, senior.
I no speaky tha Ingl?s.[:D]0 -
Now how'd I know you'd weigh in first? Are you a Spanish teacher, too? [:D][:D][:D] 0 -
You might could name this "ThHe 10 Commandments of an American". Great post! ghs 0 -
You're sharp! Thanks for the tip. Something like: Typical Redneck Knowledge - The Ten Commandmants of an American. I think we'd make a great team. [:)][;)] 0 -
Sounds Good, I'm just wondering why I didn't get one in the Email? Have you been talking to my Mom? I know she's mad at me cause I haven't been to visit her up in WI in a while, but I still respect her and the rest of my Elders. and I know I passed all the other tests. 0 -
What? You mean you haven't visited your Mom for such a long time that you're beginning to feel guilty? You just might be on her Little Redneck List! [:o)] 0 -
quote:Originally posted by zipperzap
Do you know where I can get the Spanish translation for this, senior.
I no speaky tha Ingl?s.[:D]
I'm 'TRUE AMERICAN' and would be more than happy to translate into Spanish for you.0 -
[:D][:D][:D] 0 -
You might be a redneck if your porch collapses and it kills more than three dogs.[:D][:D][:D] 0 -
quote:Originally posted by Oklahoma223
You might be a redneck if your porch collapses and it kills more than three dogs.[:D][:D][:D]
That's a sure sign of a Yankee Redneck! [:D]0 -
quote:Originally posted by kimi
----It is time to change from REDNECK humor to TRUE AMERICAN Humor! Only I don't see it as Humor, but the correct way to LIVE YOUR LIFE! If you feel the same, pass this on to your True American friends. Ya'll know who ya' are...[;)]
You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if: It never occurred to you to be offended by the phrase, "One nation under God."
You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if: You've never protested about seeing the 10 Commandments posted in public places.
You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if: You still say "Christmas" instead of "Winter Festival."
You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if: You bow your head when someone prays.
You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if: You stand, remove your hat and place your hand over your heart when they play the National Anthem.
You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if: You treat Viet Nam vets with great respect, and always have.
You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if: You've never burned an American flag.
You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if: You know what you believe and you aren' t afraid to say so, no matter who is listening.
You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if: You respect your elders and expect your kids to do the same.
You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if: You'd give your last dollar to a friend.
If you got this email from me, it is because I believe that you, like me, have just enough TRUE AMERICAN in you to have the same beliefs as those talked about in this email.
This is excellent, no matter what you deem fit to call it. It is our country, it is our way of LIFE, and I love it. If you agree please keep it going. God Bless the USA !
Git 'r done!
Thats good stuff Kimi, we need more guys like you.[;)]0 -
You, too, my friend, those Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson Diversity Rednecks do their damndest to keep good Americans separated. 0 -
Great Email! Great Message... I'm stealing it! [:D][:D] 0 -
quote:Originally posted by kimi
You, too, my friend, those Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson Diversity Rednecks do their damndest to keep good Americans separated.
Jessie Jackson Diversity Rednecks???????? Whats that?I wouldent concider al and jessie rednecks,Would you?0 -
[:0] Allow me the pleasure of rephrasing that to: "Those racist Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson Diversity Anti-Rednecks do their damndest to keep good Americans separated!" Thanks for bringing this oversight to my attention. 0 -
quote:Originally posted by kimi
----It is time to change from REDNECK humor to TRUE AMERICAN Humor! Only I don't see it as Humor, but the correct way to LIVE YOUR LIFE! If you feel the same, pass this on to your True American friends. Ya'll know who ya' are...[;)]
You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if: It never occurred to you to be offended by the phrase, "One nation under God."
You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if: You've never protested about seeing the 10 Commandments posted in public places.
You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if: You still say "Christmas" instead of "Winter Festival."
You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if: You bow your head when someone prays.
You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if: You stand, remove your hat and place your hand over your heart when they play the National Anthem.
You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if: You treat Viet Nam vets with great respect, and always have.
You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if: You've never burned an American flag in protest.
You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if: You know what you believe and you aren' t afraid to say so, no matter who is listening.
You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if: You respect your elders and expect your kids to do the same.
You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if: You'd give your last dollar to a friend.
If you got this email from me, it is because I believe that you, like me, have just enough TRUE AMERICAN in you to have the same beliefs as those talked about in this email.
This is excellent, no matter what you deem fit to call it. It is our country, it is our way of LIFE, and I love it. If you agree please keep it going. God Bless the USA !
Git 'r done!
Fixed. Many Boy Scouts, Veteran groups, and other TRUE AMERICANS regularly burn retired flags in a fitting ceremony.0 -
quote:Originally posted by kimi
[:0] Allow me the pleasure of rephrasing that to: "Those racist Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson Diversity Anti-Rednecks do their damndest to keep good Americans separated!" Thanks for bringing this oversight to my attention.
AAAAHHHHHHHHH I see[8D]0
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