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  • Permanently deleted user
    Toilet Pain


    A drunk gets up from the bar and heads for the bathroom. A few minutes later, a
    loud, blood curdling scream is heard from the bathroom. A few minutes after
    that, another loud scream reverberates through the bar.

    The bartender goes into the bathroom to investigate why the drunk is screaming.
    "What's all the screaming about in there? You're scaring the customers!"

    "I'm just sitting here on the toilet and every time I try to flush, something
    comes up and squeezes the hell out of my testicles."

    With that, the bartender opens the door, looks in and says..."You idiot! You're
    sitting on the mop bucket!"
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  • Permanently deleted user
    It will be a year this Nov. since I had my lung surgery and Ill be danged if my side still don't give me fits. some days are not as bad as others [xx(][B)][:(!]
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  • Permanently deleted user
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    Lucky for me the gym yesterday did not really hurt me just the hand that already hurts.
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  • Permanently deleted user
    most of you guys know how much pain I have to deal with,
    sat night I started hurtin, bad. it feels like I have a ice pick
    driven thru my back, and comes out my chest.
    It hurts to breath, its my right side, it starts in my right back, right below my shoulder blade. its hard because I am right handed.
    I use my right hand to hold my cane. I put it off, I stopped by the doctors office on my way home, they can see me tuesday.
    its had to think I can be in any more pain than I normally in. but hell, I have had broke ribs before, but this aint ribs.
    I just took some oxi hoping it will help.
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  • Permanently deleted user
    Was reading MVP post about his tongue.

    Noticed my left foot was starting to hurt. Not sure what Happened but may have broken the little toe. It is flat throbing. But I didn't do anything to it. No Stubbing or kicking something by Accident, Nothing. Even my slippers are to tight and causes it pain.


    May need to see a Doc tommorow. Cause earlier in the day Joints in my Body started to hurt(ache really just enough to let me know something is not right too) Left Wrist, Both Shoulders, Back and Hips
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  • Permanently deleted user
    Whether from an injury or just from getting old, lots of us have pain and we have good days and bad with it.

    Today was a bad day for me. I'm just starting to walk around short distances. My knees, which I have trouble with anyway but the accident definatley didn't help, are killing me since I haven't used them much in weeks. Both ankles. Obvioulsy the heel I broke. My back. My shoulders from the wreck. The wrist goes without saying. Basically there isn't much that doesn't hurt.

    Just a bad pain day overall. I'm trying to keep a tight grip on using the pain pills. I take enough to knock it back a few steps and call it a day there. Sometimes you just need to take more. Today was one of those days, but I just couldn't seem to get in front of it. I'm really hoping after the hardware comes off, the nerves getting irritated by the pins calm down.

    Uuuuggghhhhh. This sucks. Think I'll take a few more pills and go to bed. Night gents.
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  • Marc1301
    [:D][:D]
    Just made my spine crawl thinking of it!
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  • Sith Lord
    LMAO.....That is Great[:D][:D]
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  • jwb267
    [:D][:D][:D]
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  • Horse Plains Drifter
    [:D][:D][:D]
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  • spryor
    [:0][:0][:0]
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  • p3skyking
    Yeeeoooowwwwwwww! Shari and I howled reading it

    [:D][:D]
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  • phillip
    good one
    [:D][:D]
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