FUNNY (joke)
Medical Distinction
We've all heard about people having guts or balls. But do you
really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you
informed, the definition for each is listed below...
GUTS - Is arriving home late after a night out with the guys,
being met by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: "Are
you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"
BALLS - Is coming home late after a night out with the guys,
smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your
wife on the butt and having the balls to say: "You're next."
I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions.
Medically speaking, there is no difference in the outcome, since both
ultimately result in death.
We've all heard about people having guts or balls. But do you
really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you
informed, the definition for each is listed below...
GUTS - Is arriving home late after a night out with the guys,
being met by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: "Are
you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"
BALLS - Is coming home late after a night out with the guys,
smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your
wife on the butt and having the balls to say: "You're next."
I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions.
Medically speaking, there is no difference in the outcome, since both
ultimately result in death.
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Holy crap! [:D] 0 -
Copy cat i posted this a while back like a week ago[:D][:)][;)] 0 -
sorry SUB, first i've seen it, but still funny.... i'll give you all the credit for this one.... think of it as me bumping your post back to the top [:D] 0 -
Thats neither guts nor balls.Thats suicide[xx(] 0
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