too funny
An Atheist was walking through the woods in Yellowstone.
"What majestic trees! What powerful rivers! What beautiful animals!" he
said to himself.
As he was walking alongside the river he heard a rustling in the bushes
behind him.
He turned to look and he saw a 7 foot Grizzly charge toward him.
He looked again, and the bear was even closer. He tripped and fell to
the ground.
He rolled over to pick himself up but saw the bear right on top of him,
reaching for him with his left paw and raising his right paw to strike
him.
At that moment the Atheist cried out, "Oh help me God!........."
Time stopped.
The bear froze.
The forest was silent.
As a bright light shone upon the man, a voice came out of the sky, "You
deny my existence for all these years, teach others I don't exist, and even
credit the creation to a cosmic accident. Do you expect me to help you out of
this predicament? Am I to count on you as a believer?"
The atheist looked directly into the light, "It would be hypocritical of
me to suddenly ask you to treat me as a Christian now, but could you
perhaps make the BEAR a Christian?"
"Very Well", said the voice.
The light went out. The sounds of the forest resumed.
The bear dropped his right paw, brought both paws together, bowed his head
and spoke.
"Lord bless this food, which we are about to receive from thy bounty
through Christ our Lord. Amen..."
[:D][:D][:D]
Ben
"What majestic trees! What powerful rivers! What beautiful animals!" he
said to himself.
As he was walking alongside the river he heard a rustling in the bushes
behind him.
He turned to look and he saw a 7 foot Grizzly charge toward him.
He looked again, and the bear was even closer. He tripped and fell to
the ground.
He rolled over to pick himself up but saw the bear right on top of him,
reaching for him with his left paw and raising his right paw to strike
him.
At that moment the Atheist cried out, "Oh help me God!........."
Time stopped.
The bear froze.
The forest was silent.
As a bright light shone upon the man, a voice came out of the sky, "You
deny my existence for all these years, teach others I don't exist, and even
credit the creation to a cosmic accident. Do you expect me to help you out of
this predicament? Am I to count on you as a believer?"
The atheist looked directly into the light, "It would be hypocritical of
me to suddenly ask you to treat me as a Christian now, but could you
perhaps make the BEAR a Christian?"
"Very Well", said the voice.
The light went out. The sounds of the forest resumed.
The bear dropped his right paw, brought both paws together, bowed his head
and spoke.
"Lord bless this food, which we are about to receive from thy bounty
through Christ our Lord. Amen..."
[:D][:D][:D]
Ben
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A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with four young
mothers and their small children. 'You all have obsessions,' he
observed.
To the first mother, Mary, he said, 'You are obsessed with eating.
You've even named your daughter Candy.'
He turned to the second Mom, Ann: 'Your obsession is with money. Again,
it manifests itself in your child's name, Penny.'
He turned to the third Mom, Joyce
: 'Your obsession is alcohol. This too
shows itself in your child's name, Brandy.'
At this point, the fourth mother, Kathy, quietly got up, took her little
boy by the hand and whispered, 'Come on, Dick, we're leaving. Your
brothers Peter and Willy are waiting for us.''0 -
on my local news this AM
http://hookersforjesus.net/
Maybe ECC will log on [:D]0
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