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tomahawk
Todesengel. Have a great day. May the next year be just as great as the last one. Or better, your choice man. [:D][:D]
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  • tomahawk
    Girl Wins Lottery on 18th Birthday

    Columbia (WLTX) -- Talk about beginner's luck--an 18-year-old West Columbia woman won $100,000 the first time she ever played the lottery.
    Merranda Michels says she chose an instant ticket, that ended up winning her a nice birthday present from the South Carolina Lottery Commission.

    Michels says, "It was my 18th birthday, and I could finally buy a lottery ticket! I didn't know what ticket to purchase, so the store clerk suggested the Sea Escape game."

    Michels bought the ticket at the Li'l Cricket on Sunset Boulevard in West Columbia.

    "I liked the way it looked, so I got it," Michels said, but she didn't scratch off the ticket until she got home.

    "I just stared at all the zeros on the ticket. My mom looked at it and said I had won $100,000! I started screaming," says the young woman.

    Michels says she plans on saving most of her winnings.
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  • tomahawk
    to me.... officially over the hill

    40 and almost unemployed

    woo the f hoo

    [xx(]
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  • tomahawk
    Happy Birthday and Semper Fi to all the Marines out there.
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  • tomahawk
    To ME[:D]
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  • tomahawk
    To me, 63 years young.[^][^][^]
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  • tomahawk
    ROBERT E. LEE AND STONEWALL JACKSON[;)][8D]
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  • tomahawk
    Last week was my birthday and I didn't feel very well waking up on that morning. I went downstairs for breakfast hoping my wife would be pleasant and say, "Happy Birthday!", and possibly have a small present for me.

    As it turned out, she barely said good morning, let alone "Happy Birthday." I thought... Well, that's marriage for you, but the kids.... They will remember. My kids came bounding down stairs to breakfast and didn't say a word. So when I left for the office, I felt pretty low and somewhat despondent.

    As I walked into my office, my secretary Jane said, "Good Morning Boss, and by the way Happy Birthday! " It felt a little better that at least someone had remembered. I worked until one o'clock, when Jane knocked on my door and said, "You know, It's such a beautiful day outside, and it is your Birthday, what do you say we go out to lunch, just you and me."

    I said, "Thanks, Jane, that's the greatest thing I've heard all day. Let's go!" We went to lunch. But we didn't go where we normally would go. She chose instead a quiet bistro with a private table. We had two martinis each and I enjoyed the meal tremendously. On the way back to the office, Jane said, "You know, It's such a beautiful day... We don't need to go straight back to the office, Do We?"

    I responded, "I guess not. What do you have in mind?" She said, "Let's drop by my apartment, it's just around the corner." After arriving at her apartment, Jane turned to me and said, " Boss, if you don't mind, I'm going to step into the bedroom for just a moment. I'll be right back."
    "Ok," I nervously replied. She went into the bedroom and, after a couple of minutes, she came out carrying a huge birthday cake Followed by my wife, my kids, and dozens of my friends and co-workers, all singing "Happy Birthday.

    And I just sat there...
    On the couch...
    Naked.
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  • tomahawk
    Happy Birthday Marines
    Semper Fi
    Do or die
    Oohrah, oohrah, oohrah
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  • Jorge
    Youth is King!!!

    [:D][:D][:D]
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  • Old-Colts
    Happy Birthday Jacob! Other than that pesky school thing, hope you had a great day![:D] You picked a great date to be born on![8D]
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  • Permanently deleted user
    Ahhhhh jacob...still wanna arrest me?....


    Happy birthday hon...I hope all your wishes and dreams come true....you have a whole wonderful life ahead of you, please always remain as sweet as you are now....
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  • Jacob2008
    Thanks guys


    BR:
    Dont think I wont haul you off! [:D][:D]
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  • Captplaid
    Well I'm glad we don't have to hear that "I'm only 14" crap anymore.

    Happy Birthday!
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  • Queen of Swords
    Awww....how sweet, good for you!...and no, my daughter is NOT available.....[}:)]
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  • Jacob2008
    quote:Originally posted by rcrxs old lady
    Awww....how sweet, good for you!...and no, my daughter is NOT available.....[}:)]
    Dang.

    CAPT:

    Im only 15...[:D][:D]
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  • tazzer
    happy b-day jacob
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  • phillip
    HAPPY B-DAY Jake![:p][:p]
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  • gjshaw
    Happy birthday jacob
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  • Jacob2008
    thanks
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  • needmyguns
    HAPPY BIRTHDAY OLD FELLER
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  • elkoholic
    Happy birthday Jacob!
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  • 1911a1-fan
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    i got 20 on br[:D]
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  • Spider7115
    Happy Birthday, Jacob [:)] I have socks older than you [:(]
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  • ljwrench
    Happy Birthday! Enjoy it!
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  • William81
    Happy Birthday Jacob....geez, 15 is just a vague memory....[:)]
    Hope you have a great day.
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  • select-fire
    Happy Birthday
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  • Colt Super
    Happy Birthday young Man.

    Keep on doing what you are doing.

    Doug
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  • medic07
    Happy Birthday Jacob...I think I can remember 15...vaguely.[:D]
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  • Jacob2008
    THANKSS! [:)]
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  • dongizmo
    Happy birthday Jacob!
    Don
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