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  • SuburbanNoize
    Not this "whiteboy"
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  • joker5656
    i would want to be green, neon that is. Black i don't think so, that's just attracting heat, but a nice neon green color that would be cool
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  • zipperzap
    Speaking of Al Sharpton's cry ... just push the button when you get to this site:
    http://www.dotfart.com/
    [:D]
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  • akfanatik
    im a teen and i would stay my normal, scottish/german white color
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  • Colt Super
    Old, out of date, irrelevant book "Black Like Me".

    A white guy dyes his skin to look black and then relates his experiences as a black guy.

    Was written in the '50s, I'm pretty sure.

    Doug
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  • He Dog
    Mirror in summer, camo in fall/winter.
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  • Captplaid
    quote:Originally posted by akfanatik
    im a teen and i would stay my normal, scottish/german white color


    Yeah, and you probably wear your jeans around your waist and not any lower.
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  • Permanently deleted user
    WHy not purple?....Nice color, almost rich looking, nothing bad that I know of is linked to purple...[}:)]
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  • SuburbanNoize
    they said the purple teletubbie on TV was a symbol of the gay pride movement. (Not to rain on your parade)
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  • SCorvers
    Wiggers.[8D]
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  • LaidbackDan
    I heard somewhere that Magenta is cool, I think it was someone in law enforcement.
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  • allen griggs
    Old, out of date, irrelevant book "Black Like Me".

    A white guy dyes his skin to look black and then relates his experiences as a black guy.

    Was written in the '50s, I'm pretty sure.


    It was made into a movie, starring James Whitmore. He looked funny, like a white guy with black skin coloring on.

    Harvard Lampoon did a spoof on that in the seventies, names "Stacked Like Me." A guy put on a bra with water balloons in it, wore a dress and a wig and makeup.
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  • BigGun74
    Skin tone is already secondary as far as many of the black leaders like Al Sharpton are concerned. For example Barak Obama has suprisingly little advantage in the black community over other Democratic candidates, because he is not "black" enough, meaning he is not descended from slaves and comes from an affluent and educated background. He doesn't have the "authenticity" of Al Sharpton or Jesse Jackson, even if he is, or because he is, a more or less mainstream political figure.
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  • yote hunter
    How Swede it is.
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  • 1911a1-fan
    isn't going to matter in a few thousand years, racism will end because there will be one race combined, then we will have to find something else to hate each other for
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  • kimi
    quote:Originally posted by allen griggs
    Old, out of date, irrelevant book "Black Like Me".

    A white guy dyes his skin to look black and then relates his experiences as a black guy.

    Was written in the '50s, I'm pretty sure.


    It was made into a movie, starring James Whitmore. He looked funny, like a white guy with black skin coloring on.

    Harvard Lampoon did a spoof on that in the seventies, names "Stacked Like Me." A guy put on a bra with water balloons in it, wore a dress and a wig and makeup.


    Was this based on a true event. I seem to remember a reporter who did darken his skin and then lived among the blacks in New Orleans for a period of about six months or so.
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  • Colt Super
    Yep - true, but long ago and far away...like most of my life.

    Doug
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  • Blue Dragon
    Guess what color I would elect?
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  • Jorge
    I'm tan. What's wrong with tan? White wimmin dig tan.

    I'm a US citizen.

    Mind you; I served our great country with great honor. I'm an honorably discharged US Navy veteran. My father, brother, and son in-law are also veterans. That makes me true blue.

    My undergraduate and post graduate degrees are from American colleges.

    I'm a Christian, a hard working Republican, an anti abortionist, and a pro gun CCW permit holder.

    My skin is tan and my accent is West Indian.

    What's wrong with tan?
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  • kimi
    I think I could master the yaeruh, given practice, but the scuff heel, raised pocket, loose armed gait with the head toss is a humdinger for sure.
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  • phillip
    quote:Originally posted by BlackRoses
    WHy not purple?....Nice color, almost rich looking, nothing bad that I know of is linked to purple...[}:)]


    Barney is bad.[:)]
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  • linthicum
    I Just asked my son what color he would dye his skin if he could.
    He said Blue or something wicked like flames on his legs.
    I asked him what about Black and he said eww heck no.
    He is 11
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  • catpealer111
    I'd go to more of a southern European tone. Curse this pale, northern European skin of mine. (I burn easily)
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  • 11b6r
    What color? Mossy Oak, or basic woodland pattern camo, maybe. Altho with some of the idiots that deer hunt around here, international orange might be a good idea. Got anything in a nice tartan? Hunting Campbell? (Original gang colors, ya know)[:)]
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  • Rocklobster
    quote:Originally posted by 1911a1fan
    isn't going to matter in a few thousand years, racism will end because there will be one race combined, then we will have to find something else to hate each other for

    If things continue as they are it will be substantially less than even one thousand years.
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  • buschmaster
    the nice golden brown czech-tone farmer's tan I got right now can't be beat. wouldn't care for any other color.

    I have got actually dark as an ..african.. before. held my arm up right next to a lighter-skinned one, and it was just as dark. and it looked better on me. ha ha.
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  • Permanently deleted user
    I'd pick invisible[:p]
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  • zipperzap
    Skyblue pink would be my first choice ... invisible my second.[:D]
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  • Mr. Gunz
    Hell no...I'd be white like I am now!
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  • 11BravoCrunchie
    Even if I had black/brown skin, I couldn't be more white if someone dumped a 55 gallon drum of white paint on me.


    Budweiser. Helping white men dance since 1876.
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